Brandon Davies had been impatiently sitting in his car in the parking lot for the past half an hour staring at the training facility with both anticipation and anxiety. Either his fondest wish was about to come true, his hopes would be dashed, or -- perhaps worst of all -- he'd get the opportunity...only to come off like some sort of blithering idiot and make a fool out of himself in front of the man he admired the most. He shook his head to get those thoughts out of his mind. "Positive vibes only," he muttered softly to himself before checking his phone again. No message. "Dammit!" He'd checked his phone for the text he was expecting every five minutes or so since he pulled into the parking space. "What the fuck is taking so long?!" He tossed his phone into the passenger seat in hormone-driven frustration.
Moments later, he heard the buzz he was waiting for. Excitedly, he grabbed the phone. There it was. A text from his buddy, Jason: "You're good. Approved press pass should be waiting for you at the desk. Once you check in, someone will escort you."
"What took so long?" he typed into his phone.
Moments later, Jason's reply came through. "Sorry. He wouldn't agree to approve you until after I did the deed. And then he made me cuddle with him for half an hour afterward before he'd call to issue the pass for you." After a few seconds another message was added to the thread. "You owe me BIG TIME!"
Smirking, Brandon typed out. "That bad, huh?"
"TB man!" Jason's reply came instantly, making Brandon shudder.
A few years back, a friend who knew about Brandon's fondness for athletes and coaches had set him up on a blind date with a guy who was somehow involved in that world. It turned out the guy was an obnoxious sports agent...and not the kind who would fly you on a private jet to Rome for dinner on a whim and then throw his legs up in the air and let you fuck his hungry bubble ass later that night. The guy turned out to be an obnoxious prick who talked incessantly about his own greatness the whole evening and kept referring to himself in the third person. Worst of all in Brandon's book, when he wasn't talking about himself, all he wanted to do was talk about his favorite player of all time: Thad Burnett.
An hour in -- 50 minutes later than he should've -- Brandon had excused himself to the restroom feigning the need to take a leak and called Jason, desperately pleading for a rescue mission. Because Jason's sort of a prick too -- but a loveable, endearing one rather than obnoxious and exhausting -- Brandon received a phone call a full 15 minutes later, pretending there was a family emergency. Ever since that evening, the two friends used "TB man" as shorthand whenever either had a less than satisfying time with a guy.
Another series of texts flew into the thread. Obviously his buddy was not pleased, to say the least.
"Terrible kisser," "Tried to swallow my mouth whole," "Gave terrible head," "Was even bad at giving a hand job. Who doesn't know how to give a freakin' hand job?!?!" "And let's just say this... I used to subscribe to the theory that it's not the size of the rise but the motion of the ocean. Not anymore with this guy. I had to fake pleasure." "Luckily, it only lasted 2 minutes before he shot. 2 minutes of action, 28 minutes of cuddling. Worst. Sex. Ever!"
"Damn! Sorry, bud," Brandon typed back, chuckling in spite of how bad he felt.
"You're going to be!" came Jason's reply quickly. "You're slutting out for me to pay me back for having to endure this."
Brandon and Jason had been friends for over ten years. While both men agreed there was at least SOME sexual chemistry between them, they'd mutually decided their friendship was more important than sex. They'd made a gentleman's agreement that there were only certain "break the glass emergency" situations that might warrant the two of them ever getting it on. Sure. Paying back a big favor was on the list. But Brandon didn't believe that bad sex rose to the level of needing payback.
"I'm not letting you fuck me" the top under most circumstances typed back.
As if he already knew what Brandon was going to say, Jason sent a response almost instantly. "He had a micro dick, Bran. A micro dick!!! When we fucked, it felt like he was using his pinkie."
Brandon roared with laughter like an idiot, sitting there alone in his car. Luckily, no one was nearby to catch sight of him. Once he regained his composure, he typed the only thing he could into his phone. "Weird. This text thread is breaking up. How can there be static on a text thread? I'd better get going, I guess."
"Yeah, yeah... If I were a petty man, I'd wish you the same luck I just had. Instead I'll just say go have your fun. I hope it's worth it."
"Thanks, bud," Brandon typed back. "Fwiw, I appreciate you taking one for the team. I'll be in touch."
"You'd better! I want details."
Brandon smirked. Then without responding, he muted the volume on his phone, got out of the car, and headed toward the front door, the butterflies already doing a number in his stomach fluttering even more.
When he walked in, he was greeted by the friendly woman at the front desk who looked to be middle aged. "May I help you, sir?"
"Brandon Davies," Brandon put on his most winning smile. "I have an appointment."
"I don't remember seeing you on the calendar for today." She looked at her computer screen. "Hmmm. Looks like you're here after all. One moment, please."
Brandon smiled at her before she picked up the phone and spoke with someone briefly. Two minutes later, a guy who looked to be in his mid or late 20s came out, greeted Brandon, handed him a lanyard with a laminated press pass on the end of it, and escorted him back through a series of hallways until they came to a large door at the end of a long hallway. The kid turned to Brandon. "You're the last interview of the day. You'll have half an hour -- 45 minutes at the absolute most -- then he's got to get going. He has family plans this evening that he can't be late for. I'll tell Janine to collect your pass on your way out. Any questions?"
"No. I'm good," Brandon replied, feeling like his knees might buckle from sheer nervousness.
"Okay. I've got to head to a meeting. He's expecting you. You can go on in."
As the kid hurried down the hall, Brandon called after him. "Thank you!"