Hanging the Chimney Hook
All Rights Reserved Β© 2020, Rick Heathen
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
CHAPTER SEVEN
The elevator doors opened into the changing area of the locker room.
Albert had a hard time tearing his eyes away from my dick. "As a club, many of the guys go by a nickname, and I'm thinking you should go by Horse."
"Wow! You mean someone hasn't already snagged that overly used clichΓ©?"
"It's only a clichΓ© if the guy hasn't the credentials to back it up," he said, "and you have enough horse meat to reconsider ever visiting China."
"China?"
"I hear they eat a lot of horse meat there."
I just laughed and shook my head. "Listen, I don't mind the inevitable horse references, but I'd rather no one call me Horse; Millstone will do fine." The new name I acquired had begun growing on me, so having another one on top of it sounded like a bad idea. "So, what's your nickname?"
Just then, we heard a deep gruff voice, "Hey, Trouble!"
A remarkably fit, tan-skinned man strode into the locker room carrying a shower bag. He looked a bit over 50 years old with thick, dark, shoulder-length hair and a beard. He wore nothing but a white towel wrapped around his waist and one green armband.
"Who's your friends?"
"Fellas, this is Zeus," said Albert. "He's the head of a law firm here in Franklin. Zeus, this is Millstone, my first cousin once removed, and his partner Max. They're Franklin's new private dicks."
I shook his hand. "Nice nickname."
"Oh no, that's my real name," he said. "So, you're a couple of private dicks." He looked downward. "And what fine dicks you have too. Yes, indeed. Good to meet you. You two should watch out for Trouble over here; he's nothing but. And speaking of trouble, Trouble, I think you're in some with Henry; he wants to talk to you."
"It's not trouble; I know what he wants, but thanks for letting me know."
Zeus put the bag into his locker. "Well, gentlemen, it's past my bedtime. Have a good night." He left in the elevator.
Once Zeus had gone, Max asked Albert, "Your nickname is Trouble?"
"Yeah, I moved into the Minotaur when I first arrived in Franklin, and I had sex with one of the guys here before I started work at the police department. Come to find out, it was Edgerton. They've called me Trouble ever since."
"And the department was okay with that?" I asked.
"What happens in the club stays in the club," he said. "We're both adults, so we never let it affect our working relationship."
The interior of the building looked like two gigantic warehouses put together in almost an L shape. One side had the biggest gym I had ever seen, a sitting area, and an enormous locker room with 150 half-sized lockers, a changing area, a twenty-man hot tub, a dry sauna of substantial size, and a twenty-man gang shower with five columns and four shower heads on each. The other side of the L had the saltwater pool, which had an arched ceiling with lots of metal bracing. For the tenants, the facility had individual mailboxes, and the laundry room gave us a welcome convenience.
The building had ten living spaces on each of five floors, so that meant a potential minimum of 50 residents and a maximum of 100, but the club had several hundred members. We decided not to disturb the beefy guy getting blown in the shower, but we met five residents working out. Strangely, the facility was largely empty of people.
"Is it usually this quiet at night?" asked Max.
"It's after hours," said Albert, "so regular members have gone, and most tenants go out on Saturday nights."
We rinsed off in the shower before going to the pool, and the look on Max's face told me he felt at home. The place had everything we needed and more. The more being all the eye-candy and the masculine, testosterone-laden atmosphere. It would ensure that I fed Max more than ever, and he knew that. Max began kissing me beneath the spray and fondling my junk, which had thickened and grown a couple of inches, jutting straight out from my body. Albert squatted to give it a good look at eye level.
"My god, cousin, that must weigh five pounds." He stood and asked me, "Why couldn't that come from our side of the family?"
"Given what you and Thomas do for a living," I said, "your side of the family must have gotten the heightened sense of justice."
The last person I expected to see entered the shower. Wade Edgerton, wearing nothing but two green armbands, had a hairless, tight-looking body and a wide uncut cock. He greeted us like we had been friends for years, and he hadn't suspended Albert earlier in the day. I thought his presence would make things incredibly awkward, but it felt like we spoke to his identical twin, who happened to have a drastically different demeanor from his brother's; it was the same man, however. He asked us if we thought about moving in, and when we told him yes, he thought that was great. I could only think to myself, "Who is this guy?"
Wade smiled and laughed as he rinsed off before having a swim. "I can tell you're both a bit confused. Trouble and I are best friends, and we have an unusual arrangement, one that I'm willing to extend to the two of you. The ground floor of this building is our neutral space, our jobs, the problems of the outside world, any conflicts we've had, and any animosity between us doesn't exist here. We're just friends. Wade turned off the shower, grabbed Al's erection, and began jacking him.