Today started like any other Saturday; I slept in until my bladder woke me, went to the gym for a full-body workout -- and to check out all the straight gym rats, before coming home to shower. Pumping some iron always got me in a randy mood, especially surrounded by sweaty, scantily clad muscled men.
And in keeping with the ordinary, I scrolled Grindr profiles with high hopes of finding some burly daddy to plow me out. Alas, this was not the case. Instead, I blew my load all over my smooth stomach watching a video of a pretend mall cop breeding some twunk.
Living in Philadelphia, I certainly had plenty of options. At 32, I no longer had high motivation for a random hookup, but I kept my hopes up. My days of slutting around town ended as abruptly as my 20s. Nowadays I just waited around for my dream daddy. He'd be tall and thick with muscle, with dark hair and skin. The perfect contrast to my slighter frame and smooth skin. And of course, he'll need a beer can cock.
I was halfway towards another full erection when my phone vibrating stole my focus. On the screen was a message from my college best friend, Sara. In all caps I read,
JOSH PROPOSED IM ENGAGED!!
I smiled and unlocked my phone to respond with congratulations. She continued about how he did it and finished with an invitation to an engagement party. It was to take place at her family home in upstate New York. Of course, I was more than happy to RSVP, it's not like I'd have any plans. Plus, knowing she came from money, I was super curious to see the home she grew up in.
A month later, I packed up my Jeep for a long weekend away. I headed north towards Syracuse, the after-work traffic giving only minimal delays. I decided to stay in Syracuse for the weekend as it didn't look like there was too much available in the small lake town of Skaneateles. Given it was early May, there was still a potential for a Grindr hookup with a local university meathead or even a professor.
I stayed downtown, in a quiet but contemporary hotel. Getting into my room, I immediately stripped off my clothes, eager to wash off the sweat of the day and from the long drive. I logged into Grindr and was met by a sea of naked torsos, blank profiles, and every other type of guy you could imagine. I wasn't ready to explore the local meat just yet but wanted to make my presence known.
In the bathroom, I turned on the shower to a steam-inducing heat. I admired myself in the mirror, proud I was able to keep myself mostly trim into my 30s. My smooth, pale skin started to dew from the damp heat. I was a little softer around the middle, but I was happy I had noticeable pecs and cut biceps. Oh, and a perky bubble butt. I loved biking and the thickness of my thighs and ass proved it.
I set the water temperature of the shower to a more reasonable level, stepped in, and closed the glass door behind me. The warm water was refreshing. I turned the temperature even lower, borderline cold. The coolness set my skin alive with goosebumps and I shivered. My nipples instantly hardened, becoming more sensitive.
I didn't last long with this and readjusted the water back to a more normal setting. I started lathering soap across my chest, teasing my still erect nips. The suds dripped down my stomach to my trimmed pubes and cut dick. I fondled my balls and stroked my shaft, letting it grow to its full 7.5". I gathered more soap suds and reached around with both hands to lather up the crevice between my ass cheeks. My two index fingers toyed with my tight, pink hole. I tried sticking a finger in, wincing in pain. I hadn't bottomed in over a year. The last few guys I dated or hooked up with were all younger and shorter than me, which always led to my desire to top. At that moment, I thought of my dream daddy, rubbing his thick cock over my soapy hole. My dick yearned for more attention, but I wanted to wait and see if maybe there was some DILF out there for me.
I finished showering, including a thorough cleaning of my ass and hole. I plopped on the bed, naked, with my phone and opened Grindr. My photo was of me, shirtless on the beach, from my last vacation. Enough there to show I was reasonably attractive and fit. So far, most messages were from blank profiles or college twinks. Nothing I was interested in.
I set the age filter to 40 and up in hopes of finding a professor or sports coach. Most guys in the immediate area were not my type. I scrolled for a bit and found him.
Just over 20 miles away, he had a torso pic showing a mat of salt and pepper chest hair over hard, round pecs. Nestled there, was a beaded metal chain with a set of dog tags. He had a taut stomach with an equal amount of hair, and a faint v line hugged by a white towel. Enough hair was peeking out to hint at a full bush and below it, a rather generous mound of man meat. The hand holding the phone whilst snapping the selfie was coated with dark brown hair leading up to a smooth well-toned bicep. His other hand was on the bathroom sink, supporting his lean forward towards the mirror, showing a tight horseshoe tricep. I was intrigued, as was my dick.
I tapped to open his profile. The description was blank, but his stats set me fluttering; Age -- 52, Height -- 6'4", Weight -- 230, Body Type -- Muscular, Tribes -- Military/Daddy. Physically, he was already perfect, but I wanted to know more. I loved the idea of this tall daddy towering over my 5'8" frame, ready to make me his bitch.
Feeling frisky, I typed out a greeting,
Hey daddy
, and hit send. I quickly added the smiling devil emoji. I wasn't very good at this. My messages showed the "read" status, and my heart fluttered in anticipation of his response, but it didn't come. Five minutes later, after more scrolling, nothing. Ten minutes later he went offline. Oh well. I felt defeated already.
I aimlessly scrolled through Twitter, gently stroking myself to video clips from all the OnlyFans gays and their latest fuck adventures. It was nearly 11 pm, and after edging for half an hour, I was nearly bursting. A Grindr notification made me stop. I switched apps to find my muscle daddy had finally responded, though simply with a
Hey cutie
.
We exchanged a few pleasantries and I noted how I was just in town for the weekend. I learned he enjoyed weights, hiking, etc. More importantly, I learned he was a total top. The conversation seemed very one-sided, with me initiating all the questions and him responding with minimal answers. I was bored of him to be quite frank. He went silent again, and I gave up hope. I finished jerking off to my Twitter feed and fell asleep around midnight.
The next morning I checked Grindr again. The daddy showed offline since his last message to me. No big deal. I turned my attention to other things.
I scoped out breakfast on my way to the hotel fitness center. I spent 30 minutes jogging on the treadmill and another 30 minutes with the measly weight equipment. After a quick breakfast, I was back in the shower. Once again I found myself fingering my tight hole, but I resigned myself to the fact I wasn't getting any action this weekend.
By midday, I was headed out to my friend's engagement party. The drive looked to be just over 20 minutes. It went quickly but gave me enough time to enjoy the beautiful horse country. I drove through a quiet downtown area that sat right next to a gorgeous lake. GPS took me along the lakeside, and eventually, I turned into a long, private driveway that sloped down to a massive lake house. There were several cars already parked, and I stopped in an empty space.
I was excited to see Sara. She lives in DC with her fiancΓ© and I only see her every two years. It will be great to catch up.