This is a 100% true story. Because of that, I might forget some details, as I am trying to explain my experience from yesterday.
I get off early every Friday. I typically like to celebrate getting off early by downing a couple beers, and smoking a spliff or 3. Yesterday, my back and neck were feeling a little tight from sitting at a desk and staring at my computer screen all week. I decided to head to a massage parlor that was on my home from my work. I smoked a couple of spliffs on my way there. I stopped at the gas station next door so I could wash my hands and get the smell of tobacco and weed off of me. I walked in and the receptionist asked what kind of massage I wanted and asked if I preferred a male or female masseuse.
Now before I proceed, I have received a blowjob from a female masseuse in the past. It was the first and only time I have ever cheated on my girlfriend. I have a hard time not getting an erection when I get a massage. This experience was the first and last time I did not wear underwear when the masseuse told me I could leave my boxers on or strip naked. I had no where to hide my erection when I flipped on my back. No, I did not pay for this service, it was a family friend I had known for a long time. Ill refrain from going into the details of this that don't pertain to the story.
Back to my story, I responded by letting the receptionist know I would like a 90 minute full body massage, and I would prefer a female.
She responded by saying, "that will be roughly a 1 hour wait. One of our male masseuse is available now if you prefer."
I shrugged and said, "ah that's fine. No worries, Ill take the male."
A couple minutes later a late 20's male walked out and said, "I am ready for you, follow me this way."
We walked into the room and pointed me to the table. He said, "Go ahead and strip down and lay face down on the table. I will be back in a couple minutes."
I started to strip down, and said fuck it, I'll just go naked, it's a guy and I am not worried about getting an erection. I laid down and covered myself with the towel and he came in the room about a minute after I laid down.
He walked in and asked, "Any areas you want me to focus on?"
I replied, "My neck, shoulders and glutes."