As I was driving home after a weekend away, I started thinking about going to the Paris Theater. I was feeling very aroused since I hadn't jacked off in several days, I needed to feel a pair of lips on my cock. I had been there before and always had some guy slobbering on my cock within 15 minutes of walking through the door.
I parked as close as I could, two blocks away, walked in and started looking through the pornos for sale. It seemed rather quite and as I checked out the shemale videos I overheard on old guy, who was wearing tight bicycle shorts, tell the clerk the theaters were nearly empty.
I went into the men's room to take a piss, being empty I decided to use a stall and read the adds from horny guys looking for the big nine inch cock of their dreams. Surprisingly even the graffiti was lame. I had read more exciting bathroom writing in a Borders Bookstore.
Figuring I could still jack myself senseless watching porn, I paid the 10 bucks admission and walked into the straight theater on the ground floor.
It took several minutes for my eyes to begin to adjust to the darkness and I could be reasonably sure of finding a seat without stepping on somebody. After 15 minutes of watching some really poor quality porn, I could make out only 2 figures in the seats around me.
Time to try the gay theatre upstairs.
The upstairs is even darker than the first. In fact on my very first trip to the Paris, I walked in, and before waiting for my eyes to adjust at all, found my way to the balcony stairs. As I started climbing I bumped into somebody, before I could even mutter an apology I felt a hand grabbing at my fly. My zipper was pulled down, my cock out and a mouth was on my cock. His mouth knew what to do, and minutes later I shot my load in his mouth. As his tongue licked my cock clean I said "Thank You". He kissed my cock, tucked it back in and said "No, thank You!"
This time I let my eyes adjust for a few more minutes. After climbing the steep balcony stairs I took a seat 3 rows above a younger Asian dude. Glancing around I could see only 3 others; all were seated rather far apart. No action was going on here either.