This incident happened a few years ago. It was a warm summer day and my parents had just told me that they were going out for dinner and would be out that evening. Yes, I thought, this would be an evening where I could just take off my clothes, pop a porn movie into the VCR, and just masturbate myself silly.
Up to this point, I had had absolutely no sexual experiences, straight or gay, although I was more inclined towards women. Most of my schooling and college had been in all male schools and college, and I knew that some of the guys used to fool around with each other, but I never had the courage to get into that scene, nor did an opportunity present itself, until that evening.
Much of the day passed slowly, in anticipation of the evening. The last few minutes before my parents left were agonizing. At last they left and I had the place for sometime. I bolted the front door, ran up to my room, stripped and pulled out two porno tapes that I had been wanting to see but had not had the opportunity. I raced down to the living room completely naked, and popped the tape into the VCR. It wasn't very long before I was sporting a huge erection. My nipples were rock hard and my anus was itching for a cucumber. I had experimented with one a few days back.
I got up from the couch and darted to the refrigerator, praying that mom had stocked up on the veggies. Heaven, there it was, a nice long 7" cucumber, just waiting to enter my warm asshole. I applied some cooking oil onto the cucumber, and a generous amount in and around my asshole, and on my cock. Then I eased the cucumber slowly into my horny oil-filled ass. The sensation from this was driving me crazy. I was standing with my face on the washing counter and my back arched and was furiously masturbating with one hand and driving the cucumber up my ass with the other. I looked out the kitchen window. It was dark out. Masturbating in front of the open window was turning me on more, and I had this urge to go out and do it in the garden.