My neighbor, Joe, and I were outside doing the usual weekly lawn care on this particularly hot day. As usual, we chatted about the normal stuff and discovered our wives were away for the weekend visiting their families. He has been married almost ten years and I have been married almost twenty. Joe has a swimmer's build and I am stockier. As we were finishing up our outside chores, Joe invites me over to watch the game and have a few beers. Of course, I accepted the offer and let him know I will supply the beer and I will be over after I shower.
Joe lets me inside and I have a seat on his sofa and watch the baseball game already in progress as he puts away the twelve pack I brought. I see on the coffee table a woman's clothing magazine and idly pick it up, glancing at the pages. The first few pages were the normal women's sweater and slacks. A few pages later, the bras and nighties. The last couple of pages showed the sex toys and a few racy videos. Dildos, vibrators, and even strap-ons were on display in this seemingly innocent women's magazine.
Joe chuckles apprehensively as he sees me lingering on the sex toy section of the magazine.
I point to a couple of the toys, "My wife has this one and this one."
"Really?" Joe said with a shocked expression.
"Of course! Women love their playthings." I say nonchalantly. "Which ones does your wife own?" I ask him while handing him the mag and taking a swig of beer.
Hesitantly he points to a couple, including a strap-on.
"Nice choices. She has good taste. How many times has she used this one?" I say, pointing to the six inch thin plastic cock attached to a belt.
"Are you kidding? Forget about this and let's watch the game." He nervously flips the mag on the table.
"Oh. Come on. We are longtime friends. You can tell me. I will tell you a secret if you tell me one." I say confiding in him.
Joe straightens up and nervously takes a hard gulp of his beer. "Yeah. She has used it a couple times."
"Do you like it?" I say picking the magazine back up and quickly checking out the last couple of pages.
"Hey! No fair. You tell me your secret." Joe says anxiously.
"Yes. My wife has done it to me. A few times, actually. She loves it. I get great sex before, during, and after so I guess I do like it." I say with a hint of naughtiness.
"Don't you feel gay or something?" Joe asks inquisitively.
"No. I am just pleasing my wife and getting pleasure out of it as well. Though I will admit it is a funny feeling with something inside me." I commented with a smirk on my face.
"Well," Joe admitted, "I do get turned on when my wife Laura talks dirty to me and she really does get into fucking me."
"And you get great sex afterward, right!" I urged him to continue.
"Hell yeah! She fucking loves it and sucks me and rides my cock. I can't tell you how you how good that fucking feels." He reminisces.
I show him a particular movie in the magazine, "Strap-on fantasies" and inquire, "Does your wife own this movie?"
"Yeah." He sheepishly admits.
"Fucking awesome! Can we watch it?" I ask him eagerly.
Joe is almost shaking, he is so nervous. "I don't know. That is fucking weird, don't you think?"
I laugh. "No way, man. We discussed this much. Let's watch it for a bit. It is better than watching our team get their asses beat."
Joe regards the suggestion and finishes his beer. Handing him mine, he goes to the kitchen and gets us two more brews.
"Okay. Fine. But don't ask any personal questions. This is embarrassing enough, don't you think?" He says while handing me a beer and moving to the television.
"Well, I am sure as shit not going to go into any details, if you know what I mean. Let's just check it out and talk about how hot and sexy the women are!" I say, taking a long swig of beer.
Joe put the movie in and sat down next to me on the couch. We clink beers and watch the previews, our attention focused on the screen.
"Damn!" I say to my neighbor, that bitch has a big cock and look at him sucking her!" I say, while laughing and riveted to the screen. "My wife Mary loves to have me suck her cock before she fucks me. Of course, her cock is pretty slim and not as big."
Joe's eyes are also focused on the screen and admits, "Laura has me suck a different cock then the one she uses to fuck me."
"No shit! Tell me about it." I ask eagerly.
"What do you want to know? Oh, fuck it. Let's change the movie." Joe says anxiously.
"No. Leave it. This scene is so fucking hot. He is riding the big titted brunette." I stop his hand from taking the remote control.
"Ok. Fine." Joe surrenders to my perverse request and we watch with rapt attention for a few more minutes.
"So," I say, continuing to tease him, "I guess the fake dick your wife asks you to suck is bigger than the one, she um, uses on you?"
"Damn it. You said you wouldn't talk about it!" Joe laments.
"No. It is not that way." I say quickly to salvage the situation. "My wife does the same to me."
"Really?" Joe says incredulously. "I thought I was a freak."
"No way." I assured him. "Let me see it."
Joe debated my request while getting us a couple more beers from the fridge.
"Ok. Fine. I will do it." Joe relents.
Joe shakenly walked to his bedroom and retrieved the phallus, showing me excitedly. It was rubber, about seven inches and pretty thick, with a set of big balls. I weighed it in my hands and it was rather heavy.
"Nice cock." I told him as he took the seat next to me on the couch, putting the beers on the table.
"Thanks," he chuckled nervously. "Wife has good taste, I guess."
I look at him with an evil grin on my face. "Do you want to try it out? You know, suck it."
"What!" Joe almost spits out his beer. "You are crazy!"
"No. Really. Let's take turns. It might be fun. I am curious." I say anxiously.
"It is gay." He pleads.
"Gay is sucking a real cock. This one is rubber." I state as a matter of fact.
He seemed resigned to our fate and shrugs his shoulders in surrender.
I sat the cock down on the coffee table, taking a deep swig of beer. "How do you want to do this?"
