Samuel is sexy and he damn knows it, showing off his banging body on social media and in the gym any chance that he gets. Oliver knows that he should not agree to let the vacant room of his apartment to a straight horny jock, exhibitionist on top of everything else. This might only create problems and frustrations... Right? Although, how could he resist?! Sam is WAY TOO HOT!
MY ROOMMATE IS WAY TOO HOT
Chapter 20: Way too Samuel
"Gimme that!"
I tried to snatch the piece of paper out of Samuel's hand but he would not let me have it. He was way more agile than I was.
I was mortified.
"Hold on, roomie, that's my cock right there! I can do whatever I want with it."
That was a fair point.
Samuel was dangling his own cock in front of my face. The drawing of his cock, I mean.
A realistic, -- although slightly enhanced --, reproduction of his generous genitals on an A4 sheet of paper.
"That's personal." I complained.
"I agree, very personal, intimate even!"
He was laughing his ass off.
I was barely waking up from my nap, I felt a bit dizzy. Samuel was toying with me.
I bet the opportunity was too great not to make fun of me.
He had found me asleep on my desk, surrounded by dozens sketches of naked men, and of one naked man in particular.
"Where's Kurtis?" I asked, trying to deflect Samuel's attention.
"He's spending the night at his new place. He'll be taking out his things, and moving out for good tomorrow."
"Is he all-right?"
"He is! He asked me not to talk about Paul to the others at the gym, and I respected his privacy."
"Good. That's the right thing to do."
"Talking about privacy... How much time do you spend staring at my goods, bro?! You seem to know them so damn well!"
God, I hated this.
This was literally the thing I had been trying to avoid for months, for Samuel to realize how bad I was obsessing over him.
Thankfully, he was very joyful about the whole thing. He did not seem too disturbed or freaked out by it.
"Those are just inspirations..." I mumbled.
"Sure. There's a name for it, right? What is it called when a painter is using the same model over and over as his inspiration?"
"A muse." I replied, jaded.
Samuel was hysterical.
"I am a muse! Wow! I can't believe it."
I rolled my eyes and I tried to change the subject once again.
"So, it's just the two of us in the apartment tonight?"
"Yeap... And every night after that! No more throuple!"
Samuel winked at me.
He was still holding the scandalous sketch I had drawn of him.
"Okay, you've had your fun now. Gimme this back."
"But what is it exactly?"
"You know exactly what it is. And this is just something I used to do at work when I was bored."
"No surprise you got fired, dude!"
I puffed.
"I guess that's right..."
"Those are actually pretty good though."
"You're only saying that because those are drawings of yourself and you love yourself way too much." I told Samuel.
He smirked.
"Not gonna lie, I do look good, but it takes some talent to transfer my unique traits to paper this way."
He was staring at his cock, visibly impressed.
Once again, I meant the one that I had drawn.
His actual dick was, for once, semi-hidden in a pair of brown shorts. He was wearing a tank-top too.
Those were a lot of clothes in Samuel's standards. It was as if a normal guy would be wearing a full gala-suit!
I tried a new strategy to retrieve my work.
Begging.
"Please, give those back. I'm embarrassed enough as it is. Please, Sam..."
"Embarrassed? Why?"
"Because I'm drawing naked sketches of you! That's weird. I'm aware!"
He chuckled.
"It is weird, you're right. But I'm serious, you have a real talent. And those little skits, they're funny." He said, pointing at a comic I had worked on during the afternoon.
My favourite character SuperSam was visiting a sperm bank.
To say the truth, I was quite happy with those but it remained difficult to be proud of erotic or downright pornographic drawings.
See, SuperSam's main super-power was to be blessed with a huge cock and to be able to make anyone, man or woman, reach orgasm in just a few hips' thrusts. He was also cumming gallons of sperm.
On this premise, I had written various over-the-top skits of SuperSam's encounters.
"I know those are silly, but it's just to entertain myself." I explained.
"I thought you were doing those to sell them."
"Sell them?"
"Yeah, you've been fired, so I assumed you'd be working on a new project."
I felt bad now.
Samuel had offered to cover for my part of the rent and most of my expenses and instead of looking for a proper job, I had spent the entire day sketching porn.
"I did search for a job as well, and I'll get one, soon enough!" I promised him.
I had misinterpreted Samuel's comment though.
"I'm saying that you shouldn't be looking for a job. You could make money with those! I'm sure."
"As what? An erotic sketcher?"
"Yes!"
I wanted to snap back at Samuel, make fun of his ridiculous idea but I came out short.
Instead, I thought about it for a second.
Maybe he was right.
I had seen some authors making a living of selling erotic stuff online, books, video games, comics...
I had simply never thought of it for myself, or believed that what I was doing on my spare time could be worth anything.
"Are you for real, Sam? You think I could sell those?"
"Of course. Why not?"
"I don't know if I want to be known as the pervert whose only talent is to draw guys naked." I spoke.
"Better this than no talent at all, or working at McDonalds. And SuperSam is hilarious... Aside from his good-looks."
He winked at me.
"I guess that I could use a username online to preserve my anonymity... There're so much people selling x-rated stuff nowadays, that'd certainly not be the worst of it."