Oh shit, it’s 5:20, what am I gonna do? Only 5 minutes left to cancel. Do I really want to do this? Jesus! My fucking heart just won’t slow down. I’m shaking! Why am I doing this?
Let me tell you what
this
is.
I am a 22 year old guy, who is just out of a relationship with a wonderful woman. She truly was great, but our age difference just began to really complicate things, and we both reached a point where we wanted to stay friends instead of letting things deteriorate.
Anyway, needless to say, I was getting really horny for lack of a partner, especially after having a consistent one for awhile. So, as any rational human would do, I turned to the Internet to solve my problems.
Of coarse, I didn’t want to pay for most of those Singles sites, so I turned to a trusted friend called Craigslist. I had used it many times for Jobs, and browsed the personal before, but today I was on a mission. I HAD to get laid!
After posting a few differently worded ads, and responding to a few already there, I came across this posting for a M/F couple looking for another M to join. It went on about how they had never done this with another guy, and that the M was looking to try it, blah, blah, blah.
After reading it, I rationalized,
“Why not?” I thought. “I’ve kinda wanted to try a guy again. It would be easier if a girl was there.”
I responded to the ad and continued my browsing.
A few minutes later, I got a response.
