"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! National Nude Day cancelled!" Shouted the newsboy, "President declares Nude Day just another Hump Fest!" He continued.
"Extra! Extra! Read all about..." He kept shouting.
"I'll take one of those." I said, as I handed over the quarter to interrupt his triad.
"Gee thanks. You're real generous." He sneered.
I gave him one of my stares, but that didn't work too well.
"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! National Nude Day cancelled." He kept shouting as I moved away.
I scanned the front page as I walked along muttering to myself, "Outrage! Fucking weak excuse! The fucking prick!" I continued with the indignations along the street. People would hear me and step around me or look at me strangely and call me a weirdo.
"They can't do this, it would be different if they wanted to stage a fucking Democrats Convention Day." I said with venom as I threw the newspaper down in disgust.
I left the street and headed for the subway. I jumped the turn style and headed down, to the next level. As I waited for the train, I kicked the drink cans on the ground. Again people looked at me and called obscenities, in my direction.
"Fuck you!" I said to no one in particular.
I boarded the train and sat down in a seat with my feet sticking out.
"Fucking cunts. All because they don't want to see their little pussies or little dicks shown around in public." I stated as I pulled out mine and started to play with it.
"That's disgusting!" A grandma said to me as she got up and moved away to another seat.
"Yeah, put it away you fucking weirdo." Chorused three guys traveling together, "Or do we have to teach you what you can use it for?"
"You and what fucking army?" I said as I stroked it and pointed it at them.
That set them off. They stood as one and came towards me with their fists balled.
"You're dead meat." They said as they neared.
"What, you afraid of this little thing are you?" I laughed as I stood and pointed it at them again, before putting it back in my pants and doing up the zip.
They made to grab me, but I easily dodged one and pushed the second one over before the third one grabbed me in a headlock. I tried to get my arms around his head, but he was too strong. By now the other two found their feet and helped restrain me.
"Not so talkative are you now?" The leader smiled as he hit my face.
"That's it. Hit him again." The grandmother yelled out, "Give him the old one-two."
"Fuck you!" I screamed at her.
"No, it's you that are going to be fucked." The leader of the pack said, "Hold him boys."
The other two guys held my arms and forced me to bend over the seat. The ringleader came around and pulled down my track pants, revealing that I was wearing no jocks my arse cheeks were there for all to see.
"That's it boys, give it to him." That grandmother yelled.
"You bet." The head guy said, as he undid his fly behind me.
I heard him spit on his hand and then I felt him pull my cheeks apart and position the head of his cock at my backdoor. It was rubbing over my hole when suddenly it found the entrance open and in he plunged. No couple of inches first, but the whole kit and caboodle.