When I came into the apartment, my roommate Derek was lying on the couch with his hand down his boxer shorts. They were the only things he had on. A porn movie was playing on the VCR. Derek made no attempt to move when he saw me.
"What's up, dude?" he asked.
"What's up with you?" I said, as I settled into a chair. "Looks like you took the day off."
"Yep."
I watched as Derek's hand moved in his shorts. His well-defined pectoral muscles flexed as he pumped.
"Do you mind?" I asked.
"Not at all," he said, "check this shit out, dude!"
I turned my attention to the screen. A hard-bodied brunette, half-wearing a bikini, was bouncing her ass up and down on a big, muscular guy's huge cock. The bikini top was just pulled down enough to expose her breasts, and the bottom was pulled aside to allow access to her asshole.
"She's hot as fuck," said Derek.
"Okay," I said, "I have a question. Why doesn't she just take the swimsuit off? What's the point of leaving it half on like that?"
"Dude, it's totally seductive. It's like, he's just interested in her tits and her asshole, nothing more."
I watched in silence for a bit. The shot switched to a close-up of the cock sliding in and out of the girl's ass. I felt myself starting to get hard.
"Fuck it," said Derek. He took his hand out of his shorts. "If I keep this up, I'm gonna blow my load."
"You really like watching anal sex, huh?"
"Watch it?" he laughed. "Shit, dude, I like having it! There's nothing I like better than the look and feel of my cock reaming a beautiful woman's asshole."
I thought of all the women that Derek had brought home since we lived together. They were beautiful, and they did tend to have big, round butts.
"Do you fuck all your dates in the ass?" I asked.
"I wish. The problem is, most women aren't so into it. Guys dig it more."
This was a shock.
"Wait, you fuck guys?"
"Sure. Sometimes. When I don't have girl butt around to fuck."
"So, are you gay?"
"Hell no, dude! I fucking love women. It's just, I really like to fuck ass, and guys tend to be more into it."
"You're kidding."
"Look, you remember that chick Sheila I was fucking last month?"
I did remember her. She was an aerobics instructor, and had the roundest, firmest ass I had ever seen.
"Sure. I remember her."
"Man, that ass was sweeet! Okay, that was a girl who loved to get fucked in the ass, but in order to come, she had to have her clit worked over like a motherfucker while we did it. She loved to bounce her asshole up and down on my cock, while I rubbed that little nub 'til it was red and sore."
"Sounds nice," I said. The man on screen was now pummeling the woman's butthole from behind.
"Sure. But my point is, she needed the clit work to orgasm. Now a dude can come just from getting his ass fucked good. It's pretty amazing."
"He can come without getting his cock stroked?"
"Sure."
"Bullshit."
"I'm telling you. I've done it to guys, and had them do it to me."
I stared hard at Derek.
"You've been fucked in the ass?"
"Yeah, man. Every guy should try it."
"What for?" I asked.
"It totally makes you a better lover to feel what it's like on the other end. To take the woman's place. You should try it."
I was getting uncomfortable, but I could feel my cock twitch in my pants.