K. Nitsua. Copyright 2008 by the author.
Author's note: As with "A Lot in Common Underneath," this story is based on an anonymous reminiscence I found posted to the Net. Again my thanks to the original author.
This is a true story that happened many years ago.
It was an extremely hot July day in Texas, and I was off work. My other half didn't have the same privilege, so I had the house all to myself. I puttered around and ran some errands. After lunch I decided to take an early afternoon walk. Now, a lot of people wouldn't dream of going out in the middle of a Texas summer with the temperature in the mid-90s, but I've always loved hot weather. Of course, I dressed lightly - a plain white T-shirt, black walking shorts, white athletic socks, and white sneakers, dark baseball cap and sunglasses. Oh and underneath, a Bike jockstrap, to keep my butt cool and hold my goods in place. I hadn't started wearing jocks every day then, even though I was already into them--had been ever since high school gym class.
Instead of heading out my own front door, though, I decided to walk in a neighborhood about five miles from my own home. I'd always liked walking in different parts of the city, especially subdivisions you never usually saw on foot. I was already somewhat familiar with this one, because some good friends of ours lived there.
My partner Bob and I are pretty successful guys and, like many gay couples, patrons of the arts. We'd given enough money to the local symphony that we were on their patrons list and got invited to a lot of their functions.
At one of these, a pre-concert reception in a posh reserved lounge in the concert hall, we'd struck up a conversation with a big, friendly, bearded gentleman, and really hit it off. I was thinking we'd like to invite him to one of our all-male pool parties when he raised his hand and waved to someone behind us. We noticed the gold ring on his finger at the same moment he said, "Dear, I'd like you to meet Bob and Bill." A minute later we'd found ourselves shaking hands with an impeccably dressed, perfectly coiffed woman. "This is my wife Deanna."
So our new friend Hank Bendix was a married man. Bob and I swallowed our disappointment and made small talk. As it turned out Deanna was as charming as her husband and we ended up hanging out together for the rest of the evening. Hank and Bob had a lot in common, as they had both made their money in technology. Deanna and I found out we liked the same composers, and disliked the symphony conductor, whom we thought was cold and standoffish. There's nothing I like better than a music lover who'll dish, and by the end of the evening, our inhibitions loosened by some good wine, Deanna and I were laughing so uproariously that Hank made some joke about my stealing his wife. Little did he know that Bob and I would rather have stolen him!
After that we not only continued to see each other at symphony functions, but went out to dinner and the theater a few times, always having a great time. Hank and Deanna never gave one hint that they cared that we were two men together, which is not an attitude you can always count on among people in certain social circles. Looking back now I can see that what happened on that hot July day shouldn't have been a total surprise.
I wasn't planning on seeing them that day, of course. I simply parked the car somewhere near where Hank and Deanna lived, got out and started walking, carrying a water bottle I'd brought along to avoid dehydration. I'd put on plenty of sunscreen so I was protected in that department.
About an hour later I had made my way back to where I had parked, drenched in sweat, walking quite a bit slower than when I'd started out. My T-shirt had become practically transparent with perspiration, half-revealing my furry chest beneath. As I neared my car, I noticed the sound of a lawn mower some distance down the block. Now who the hell would be mowing the grass in the middle of a hot day like this?
I followed the sound of the mower and, much to my surprise, it seemed to be coming from the back yard of Hank and Deanna's house. Out of sheer curiosity, I made my way around behind their home and there was Hank, pushing a lawnmower. He was bare-chested, dressed in khaki shorts and sturdy work boots.
Since we had never socialized with Hank and Deanna except at indoor events, I had never up to that point seen him without a shirt on. It was a very pleasant sight. Hank, as I said before, was a big broad-shouldered man, and I saw now that his chest was thickly coated with dark hair. His stomach stuck out a little bit but there was no way you could call him fat. In fact he was in really good shape. Not for the first time since we'd met them I found myself idly wondering what if things were different--if I was single, or Hank was gay, or...
By this time Hank had noticed me standing watching him. With a look of surprise he shut off his mower and came over toward me, his hand outstretched to shake mine. "Bill," he boomed out, "it's great to see you! You off work today?"
"Yeah," I said, as I shook his hand. I couldn't help saying, "Don't you use a lawn service?" I knew Hank was home because he didn't have to work full time any more. The Bendixes were definitely one notch above us in the income department. Why was he doing his own mowing?
He scratched his head and grinned. "I know it's crazy, but I kind of like doing it myself. So what brings you to our neck of the woods?"
I explained to him about liking to walk on really hot days. Hank shook his head. "I guess we're two of a kind--a bit tetched." He led me over to a pair of nearby lawn chairs sitting on a shaded deck that projected from the back of the house. He motioned for me to have a seat. "Can I get you anything to drink?"
"Well, now that you mention it," I responded, "I am pretty thirsty."
"How about some iced tea?"
"Sounds good."
Hank smiled broadly. "I could use some myself - be right back!" He spun around and headed for his back door. It was then that I noticed a strip of elastic material peeking out above the back of the khakis he was wearing. I knew what it was at once--the waistband of a jockstrap.
Suddenly I started sweating again, even though we were in the shade and I was sitting still. I told myself this was crazy--Hank was married and off limits. I was married. Still, he was my friend, he was big and built, and he was wearing a jockstrap. My breath was coming fast and my heart was pounding. I felt excited and guilty all at the same time. Half of me wanted to get up and leave right now, although I knew that would be rude. The other half wanted to see what would happen--to somehow let him know that I was wearing one too.
Hardly more than a minute passed before Hank reappeared carrying two large glasses of iced tea, one of which he handed to me as he took the other lawn chair.
"So Deanna's out shopping?" I guessed.
"She's up at our ranch," Hank replied. I knew they owned hundreds of acres somewhere in West Texas, family property that Deanna had inherited. "I came back early to take care of some business today. She'll be here day after tomorrow. Till then, I'm batching it."
I smiled at the old-fashioned phrase. "Sounds like fun."
Hank grimaced. "It isn't, actually. I get pretty bored by myself. End up doing crazy things like mowing the lawn in ninety-five degree heat." He smiled, his teeth white and even through his beard.
We sat and drank our iced teas. I kept thinking, so he's alone, and wearing a jockstrap. I don't remember most of our conversation but I remember listening hard, looking for some opening to broach the subject. Finally it came when Hank started talking about his college days, when he had played football.
"So I guess you still wear football gear."