Our New Neighbor (bi)
The new neighbor seemed alright. A regular Joe who came and went as any other fellow would. Except that he always seemed to have a different woman with him - and pretty ones too. In fact, they appeared to be beautiful beyond his pay grade. For a working class man of average looks he did really well for himself in that department. And good for him.
At least that's how I felt until my new bride took notice of him. At first she just said stuff like, "The new guy waved to me across the courtyard today." Or "How do you suppose he can afford such a nice car as a heating and air conditioning tech?"
He had my interest peaked too. How DID he attract so many women and exactly what appeal did he have for my wife?
A few days after he moved in he was carrying a big box into his apartment and I offered to help bring it up the stairs, not that he needed a ton of help. We dropped it on the floor in his bachelor pad which probably made a thud in my apartment below. Then I blurted out, "How do you do it? The women?"
Shucking his navy blue uniform he shrugged, "I've just got it." I searched his eyes, wanting to know more.
So he filled me in, "Mostly it's a combination of success and warmth. I work hard and make a good living. And I'm rugged. And I treat everyone like my best friend." Then he added ominously, "In public anyway."
I was totally taken by his story and I couldn't help but lean in wanting to hear more. Washing the day's work off his hands in the kitchen sink he revealed it to me, "Women can't resist those traits, well, everyone. And I've got a couple secret weapons too."
Curious, I tilted my head, "Like what, Clay?"
He grabbed a neatly hung shirt from a hangar as he changed, "The first is the scents." He threw his used T-Shirt at me while putting a new one on, "Wear this and your hotty will respond to you tonight." He winked, "Sexual hormones: like the animals. We're all just animals you know." I trusted every utterance the great man spoke as if it were the gospel truth.
I eyed the worn shirt suspiciously, wondering if I really wanted to put it next to my skin. "Go ahead, put it on." He said it so casually. So disarmingly. So I hesitantly removed my shirt to put his on underneath. He noticed me changing in a way I didn't expect, "You've got a nice body Tad. The women like it well enough? I suppose the men do too?"
That comment unbalanced me, "I guess so." I was answering both comments but it was the gay implication that both threw me off and flattered me. I changed the subject, "What's the other secret weapon?"
Meanwhile, he had dropped trou and was fishing around in a moving box for some underwear. When he turned back with a pair of plaid boxers in his hands he replied with a sweeping gesture "This!"
Completely soft, his hanging beast was meaty and heavy looking. Honestly it seemed more the size and heft of a tube sock full of pennies than a normal penis. I could do little more than ogle it until I had the sense to avert my eyes. "I get the same reaction from everyone. Now run on back to your wife with the tiny ass and do a good job licking her pussy or I'll have to take care of her myself and give her this." He cupped his big threatening package as he said it.
I let myself out, deathly afraid for my darling's chastity. I'd have to keep a close eye on him. Normally I would be flattered if a man noticed my wife. But I didn't at all like the idea that Clay had eyed her so lasciviously.
Back home Poppy was just getting dinner ready. I chomped my salad with a worried mind until I was brought back to reality by her lovely voice, "Did you get a haircut? Or have you been working out? I can't place my finger on it but you're just... more... handsome tonight." She brushed back her long blonde hair and I swear she pushed out her breasts for me to take notice. "Let's skip the telly tonight and just talk in our bedroom."
One thing led to another and I did end up making love to my wife. Was she more passionate tonight? And the way she kissed my body like she was adoring my skin. It was sensual and amazing and all wrong and I hated Clay. I didn't notice that she did or didn't have an orgasm but I feared I'd failed her and I needed to prove myself. If I kept her satisfied maybe she could resist Clay.
Kissing her nubile jiggly boobs I worked my way down her velvety tummy toward her pussy. I'd never actually eaten pussy before but it's supposed to be a sure fire way to bring a woman off.
As soon as my lips touched her bush two things happened. The first was that the wiry course texture of her pubic hair took me by surprise. It didn't smell like the hair on her head: in fact, it had a musky natural scent that thrilled me deep in my soul. The second was that she kinda tugged on my ears, "Taddy, what are you doing? It's dirty."
I wasn't going to be deterred from giving her an O so easily so I kept at it. I couldn't afford to quit. Moving toward the center of her sex area I searched for something to stimulate. It wasn't long before I discovered a soft pliable flap of skin. I kissed it. I licked it tentatively, then assertively. And it worked. She squirmed and opened up to me, mewling affectionately, and more importantly without any further complaint. The next thing I knew she touched my ears again, only this time she used them to guide me up to the top of her vaginal zone. Dutifully I gave that mysterious spot attention until she gave out a series of guttural grunts and rocked her hips against me in a series of rapid jerks.
When I held her close in the afterglow she sighed dreamily, "Oh, Tad, you really ARE the man!" I never felt so important as I did just then. I also had time to reflect: had I ever given her a real orgasm before? Was giving oral sex what made me a man? And just how much of our great evening was because of Clay's T-shirt rather than me?
The next day when I got home there was a batch of brownies cooling on the counter. "A housewarming gift." she told me in answer to the question I never asked. A cold chill ran down my spine.
I snatched the plate in a rush, "Don't worry yourself. I'll take 'em up. I need to return something anyway." She started to object as she gathered a sweater so I did the only thing I could: I accidentally spilled my drink on her top. Apologising profusely I dashed out with the plate before she could manage a comeback.
He opened the door, wet from a shower and with nothing more than a thin robe on. What if she had come up here and all that separated IT from her was that robe!?
As he dried his perfectly tousled hair I pleaded, "Please don't take my wife from me. She's all I have."
"I would never! I might borrow her for a night. But that's all." His grin was so smug. But the worst was that I believed him.
"No! You can't. Please don't go near her."
"Tad. A man like myself has needs. And somehow I don't have a date tonight. What am I supposed to do about this?" He motioned to the lump that I couldn't stop looking at and I imagined Poppy transfixed by the mere sight of the bulge hidden there. He continued his argument, "I'm in need of warm lips and it's gotta be soon."
I failed to catch the bisexual drift as I argued back pathetically, "But her lips, she's never done that before."
"It's not a problem, Tad. I've taught many people. I'll get you a drink and we can discuss this like adults." He already had a tumbler with some amber mixed drink for himself while he gave me a bottle of seltzer water, 'for my parched throat.'