I had been out drinking at the bars again, trying to meet some new girls in the town I had recently relocated to, and again had no luck. I had decided to call it a night, and head back to my apartment. It was a nice upscale complex, and one of the things that attracted me to it was the on-sight security it provided. As I said it is upscale and had all the amenities, pools, tennis, racquetball, gym, etc... But other communities offered the same with the exception of the security guard.
I had gotten to know our guard on a first name basis, and had even partied with him a few times at the complex social functions. I had always been straight, and certainly assumed he was as well. That night I came up to the guard shack at the gate, and said hey Bob how are ya. He replied as usual, what's wrong bro no luck tonight? I shrugged and said well not my night I guess, I believe I am going up burn a fat one down a couple more beers and call it a night. He asked if he could join me since I knew he likes a little smoke now and then, and I said sure come on. I didn't think anything of it just a couple of buds catchin' a buzz. Well I got up to my apartment opened a beer and got some smoke out, when I heard a knock at the door. I knew it was him so I yelled for him to come on in. I had just turned on the TV and some soft core porn was on one of the cable stations. We were watching and complaining about the lack of real action, when he said he had some good porn at his apartment. Being pretty buzzed, I said well go get 'em. He said roll another and I'll be right back. Well I had one rolled when he came back and he didn't even knock, just came in and threw a tape in the VCR. We started watching the flick and continued smoking and drinking.