We are a 47 & 48 year old bi couple living in the outer Brisbane suburbs we had married in our 20's and had travelled the width and breadth of Australia with the wife and family following my 25 year career in the Army. I joined as a 15 yr old apprentice mechanic.
I had been out of the Army for 6 and a bit years when a friend Cliff, living near Cairns phoned to say that one of our friends, Bill had succumbed to the big C, colon cancer. Bill, Cliff and I had followed or met during many posting's through out our Army careers. Cliff said Bill's funeral was to be in 7 days time. I said we try to get there for it and would let him know where we would be staying. Cliff said that as it is the tourist season we would be lucky to find accommodation and that we were welcome to stay at his place.
Thanking him I told Jan my wife of Bill's death. We were all close and kept in contact regularly since leaving the Army so it hit Jan as hard as it did me. After arranging air flights the only ones I could get was arriving 4 days before the funeral and leaving 3 days after, This meant away for 8 days. The business could survive for a few without us but not both for 8 days so we decided that Jan would stay behind. After phoning Cliff to see if it was ok for an extended stay I confirmed the flights. Stepping out of the air conditioned plane was like walking into a wall, the humidity was so thick. Cliff met me and after collecting my baggage we were off to his farm.
Cliff hadn't changed in the time he'd left the Army, he still looked fit and never ceased chatting. I asked how Jenny and the kids were and that I was looking forward to seeing them again. Cliff then dropped the bombshell that they had divorced last year and the kids were all grown up with one living in Sydney, one in the Army and one in Cairns. Jenny was back in Tasmania. After the shock had passed I asked what happened, Cliff said that Jenny came home a week early from a family visit and found him in a compromising position in the bedroom with someone else. I gave a laugh and punched him on the arm and said to him, I told you one day you would get caught not keeping that weapon in your own pants. We used to call Cliff donkey dick because of the size of his cock, he was never short of some woman who wanted it. We used to tease Jenny saying we knew why she was always smiling. I asked how the divorce went, he said as far as divorces go good. it was an amicable split 50/50 down the line and he and Jenny speak once a month.
The country side was changing from sugar cane, banana plantations to rain forest, Cliff slowed the car turning of the road down a track with Banana's lining either side, he said welcome to 150 acres of banana's and 100 acres of cattle breeding land. The road opened up to a clearing revealing a beautifully restored Queenslander with wide open veranda's surrounding the house. After parking the car we went up to his house Cliff never ceasing the chat, describing what they'd done and giving me the guided tour. I started to laugh and he asked what was wrong, I said have a look at this place, I feel the need to put on the white glove and go hunting for dust, it is immaculate. How much does it cost for the cleaner? Cliff laughed saying well, I did do a spring clean sorta, have to on a regular basis as the spiders spin the webs pretty quick here and always dust floating about being so open.
We ended up in the room I was to stay in dropped my bags, Cliff had already opened the french doors onto the veranda and stepped out so I followed to enter a large open deck with a spa tub in the middle, that would easily seat a dozen people comfortably, a large 5 burner rotisserie BBQ, an open air shower on the wall. Built into the side of the tub was a large ice box to which Cliff opened and selected two cold beers throwing one to me. We sat down enjoying the cool taste just waffling shit. Cliff got up and walked to the open air shower dropped his shorts and removed his shirt to be naked and turned the shower on.
All the time never ceasing the talk as if it was a natural thing, which obviously was as he had a well defined body with an all over tan and no white bits and had shaved himself of all body hair around his cock and balls making them seem so much larger. I must have shown some sort of shock as he said get over it, I don't stand on ceremony here and sometimes you just need to cool down from the heat and humidity. H e commented on the lack of pubic hair saying he and his partners enjoy the feeling of skin on skin. I said I know the feeling as Jan and I like it too. There is a shower in your room if you need a tub old fella and with that sauntered over to the tub plonking himself in. I said ok I do need to get the sweat of me and went to the room for a shower.