I get picked up and fucked in a rain shelter.
I was on a stag do/bachelor party for a younger guy from my work. Being in my mid-forties and one of the older men there I had tried to get out of going, but couldn't. So, there I was on a warm summer night in a nightclub in, of all places, Blackpool, which I had felt was well past its sell by date; no one had explained why that rather tacky town had been selected.
Throughout the previous night's, raucous dinner in a cheap Greek restaurant, complete with dancing on the tables, plate breaking and Karaoke, I had come to the conclusion that the do wasn't really my cup of tea. That conclusion was hardened back at the hotel where the twenty or so, mainly guys in their mid-twenties stayed up drinking, singing and dancing together until four in the morning. Things improved a little the next day, most of which was spent at a rather nice go cart track.
Getting back to the hotel around five, I excused myself claiming old age and a need for a sleep and sloped off to my room which I had to myself whereas most were sharing. Experience had taught me to always claim to be a loud snorer, it worked every time!
As it happened, I was able to grab an hour or so's snooze but that wasn't until after I returned from the gay sauna that I had seen nearby as I drove back from the go carting. Over the past few years as my marriage had become less active sex-wise so I had experimented and had found another aspect of my sexuality that to myself I called, my bi side.
Compared to the spas I went to in London this was quite small but had all the usual features; sauna, jacuzzis, dark room, bar, and cinema where you could lounge and wank either yourself or a partner. I didn't score at the sauna but did have an enjoyable wank in the cinema with three or four others watching me.
That evening there was yet another noisy and very mediocre dinner, which we ate from 9.30 until past midnight, before going to a club. Unbeknown to most of the us, the grooms had coordinated with a hen do and another bachelor party to meet up in a bar next to the club, which, amazingly, was open until six in the morning.
So, I found myself in this bizarre situation where us twenty or thirty guys and about the same number of women met in a bar to get to know each other. It was manic and crazy, as everyone, well almost everyone, immediately started drinking shots with a clear intent of getting drunk out of their minds as quickly as they could.
From my point of view, the only good thing about it was that I could fade into the background and not be missed. I was tempted to slip away and go back to the hotel and go to bed, but fortune, good or bad, stopped that.
So instead, I got most comprehensively picked up.
"Hi there," a male voice said from slightly behind me. Turning, I saw a guy who I didn't know but who looked slightly familiar.
Seeing my puzzled expression, he leaned in closer and whispered almost into my ear.
"I won't tell if you don't." Realising that I still didn't get how we vaguely knew each other he went on. "Earlier this evening, the spa?"
Then it clicked I had seen him at the gay spa. In fact, sitting in the sauna he had stroked my arm and had it not been for another guy having his hand inside my towel and holding my dick, something might have happened between us.
We clicked at last and laughed and joked ignoring the mad chaos that was going on around us.
Greg was tasty. There was no doubt about that. Probably late thirties, he was tall, lean, well built, and dark skinned. Not black or obviously sub-continent, but probably mixed race. He had an easy way about him, a nice smile and a quick wit and, I suddenly recalled from seeing him without his towel at the spa, a beautifully shaped rather thick cock.
We both quickly agreed that this sort of thing was not for us. We discussed the ridiculousness of the stag and hen dos and agreed that they were both a huge waste of money and basically a waste of time.
"That is, of course, James," Greg said, putting his hand on top of mine, staring into my eyes and adding "Unless you meet someone for the night."
"Yes, that's true," I replied.
We chatted for a while, had a few drinks and got forced into dancing a couple of times with women from the hen do.
As usual it was difficult to hear in the club. Greg suggested we go outside to chat several times, but feeling that would be rude to the groom, I turned down the invitations. After Joe, the main groom, shouted what sounded like a whisper into my ear, I changed my mind.
"Ok then," I shouted to Greg, unthinkingly placing my fingers on his wrist, which I noted was sporting a Rolex watch. "Let's go."
Outside I explained what Joe had said.
"You might have preferred to stay," I said as we walked along the sea front.
"I doubt it, why would I?" he said as we walked down some steps to a narrow walkway alongside the beach. It was still very warm and although I was wearing beige, linen trousers and a thin dark blue shirt I wasn't cold and the full moon together with the lights from the promenade above meant we could easily see our way.
"Well, he was organising a mooning contest with the hen dos with the guys on the stag dos being the judges."
Greg laughed and very pointedly looking back over my shoulder and down to my bum said. "Well, I have my own one here, don't I?"
We chatted for a while about the spa telling each other how we went to other places nearer to our homes, mine in London and his Manchester. I was half expecting him to ask what I had done in them and even, maybe to enquire as to how far I had gone with other guys but he didn't.
I felt a little embarrassed, but also quite enjoyed it when Greg fell a pace or two behind me and went on. "On behalf of the stag do I declare from visual evidence earlier this evening at the renowned gay spa that the delectable James' curvy derriere is the outright winner."
"Why thank you, kind sir," I said without thinking, leaning against him as I laughed, for we were both tipsy. He put his arm round my shoulders.
"You are most welcome and, from what I could see, most worthy too," he said running his hand from my shoulders, down my back, over my waist and almost onto my bum, before I wriggled away.
"Now now," I laughed. "That wasn't one of the prizes" I giggled, as he pulled me around to face him.
"Pity," Greg said, his hands on my hips.