*All names have been changed to protect the innocent, namely me.
"You're rummaging."
"What?" I asked, not really paying attention. I looked up from my clutch bag. It was him.
"I said, you're rummaging," he repeated with a small smile.
"Oh. Yeah, I guess I am," I answered. He looked at me quizzically, expecting me to elaborate.
I just went back to rummaging inside my small bag. Then finally, with a defeated sigh, I zipped it up.
"It's not here."
"What is?" he inquired.
I looked at him, not really sure we trust each other enough to start a rather boring episode of my life.
"My house key. I must have forgotten to get it from the foyer bowl."
"The foyer bowl," he repeated with a slightly mocking tone.
"Yes, the foyer bowl, alright?" I exclaimed. I wasn't really in the mood to joke around, and his little quips were beginning to get annoying. Under normal circumstances though, I would've found them endearing. "It's a ceramic bowl my mother got me on one of her Asian trips."
"Let me guess. You put it in your foyer," he started saying.
"No, smarty-pants, she did," I countered with a faint chuckle. "It's her apartment after all, I just live in it. But basically, yeah, we have a ceramic bowl from Asia, and it's in the foyer."
"I see," he said mockingly. "And this... foyer bowl, you put your keys in it, yes?"
I laughed out loud. I couldn't help it.
"Yes, Sherlock, that's exactly right," I quipped. "But stupid idiotic me had to forget it even though it was just... there."
Really? I had to do hand gestures too?
I cringed as soon as I realized I did them. How embarrassing! And I guess he must have thought something else of it because the next thing I knew, he was all... concerned and shit.
"Well, maybe you could just borrow your mom's key," he offered, his tone full of concern.
"I can't," I said, glancing at his beautiful doleful eyes briefly. "She's on a, quote-unquote, doctor's conference in Paris. Besides, she doesn't live there, so she gave me the place. I'm the only one who lives there and by default, the only one with the key."
"Well, what about the admin or whatever, won't they have a master copy?"
"Apparently, no they don't. I called earlier," I sighed. "So I could either hire a locksmith or just wait for my friend."
"Oh, you have a roommate?"
"Nope," I answered matter-of-factly. "This friend is my emergency contact person."
"Well, great!" he exclaimed. "Problem solved."
"Unfortunately, my friend's out of town until Wednesday."
"Oh. Bummer," he asked. "What are you gonna do now?"
"I honestly don't know yet. Guess I'll just hire a locksmith?"
His eyes suddenly widened.