"Several Notches In One Night"
by Ryan Rizzler
My friends Steve and Rob invited me to come visit for Halloween weekend. They said they already had a Halloween costume for me. The plan was to go to a Halloween party and then the local bar.
When I asked what the costume was, they acted coy and said I just needed to bring a pair of old jean shorts that I didn't mind trashing, some sandals, and some tennis shoes.
The tiny town my company had me in had no bar and no one to hook up with. I needed to get laid and was intrigued by their offer. So I agreed.
I left work early on Friday, since their town was about a three hour drive away. While still not huge, it was at least big enough to have a gay bar in it.
When I got to there, we had a drink and then I asked what my costume was.
They pulled out a bag with several jars of this green body paint and said I was going as the Hulk!
I told them I was flattered, but I wasn't the type to go around in public all night with my shirt off.
But they convinced me that I was more likely to get lucky if dressed like that, and of course they offered to help apply the paint.
These guys are a couple. Steve is mostly a bottom, and Rob is mostly a top. But when we fool around, they often both end up bottoming for me.
Steve often wants to get tag teamed by both of us.
Even then, I often end up topping Rob afterward, since I can give him the kind of major fucking Steve can't. I've also sometimes hooked with other guys while visiting them, and they've been cool with that too.
I stripped down to apply the paint, but I left on my underwear on. I didn't want to fool around just yet, so I figured my not being naked would reduce the chances of something getting started. I told them to leave a couple of inches of space between the paint and my underwear, so we didn't get paint on them.
They put on some latex gloves and went to work painting me. It took a surprisingly long time to get me completely green, except for just above and below my underwear. We were all pretty silly by then and laughing our asses off by the time we were finished.
Once done, I had to just stand on newspapers in their kitchen until the paint dried while they went and changed into their costumes.
Rob went as Batman, but with a large dildo sticking out of the front of his costume. Steve was Robin, except that the butt was missing out of his little green shorts!
They threw me my ripped shorts, said to put on the sandals for the party and bring the tennis shoes, in case the bar wouldn't let me in wearing sandals.
It was kind of chilly and I'd only brought a nice jacket with me. So Rob loaned me and old jacket he didn't care about getting paint on.
We also took some spare green paint, in case I needed some 'touch ups".
The second we got inside the door at their friends' house, Rob laughed "Okay, give me the jacket!"
I could tell he wanted to put me on the spot a bit. I was a little embarrassed, but said fuck it, and went for it.
There was a surprising number of gay people there, considering this wasn't exactly a metropolitan city. It was a mix of gays and straights, singles and couples.
Several people asked me if the paint was going to be hard to wash off.
When one older gentleman inquired if we had painted "everything" green, that got a laugh.
I said no, my underwear and the area underneath it were unpainted.
Without missing a beat, he said "Good idea. Best not to risk staining the goods, if it doesn't wash off!" We all laughed again.
It was a nice bunch of people, and I could tell a couple of guys were interested. But I didn't really see any potential victims there. So a little later, we headed out to the bar.
Once there, we got a drink and then hit the dance floor. While we were dancing, I looked over and this smoking hot guy was dancing near us in just cowboy boots, a loincloth, and a small mask that just covered his eyes. He obviously was hitting the gym hard and had a hot muscular body.
When his friends clowned around and flipped up the butt flap on his loincloth, I could see he also had a pretty hot ass as well.
One time the hot guy looked over at me, and gave my Hulk costume a thumbs up. The next time I caught him looking at me, I gave his costume the thumbs up too.
When Rob, Steve and I came off the dance floor, they gave me the scoop on the hottie. They said his name was Blane, he was the hottest guy in town by a mile, but he knew it. He had a major ego, and was pretty much just a cock tease.
Later on we were walking around and ran into this Blane guy and his friends. He had removed his mask and he had a handsome face, too.
When Rob introduced us, the guy came off as having major attitude, and as totally uninterested.
While I thought he was hot, it was no skin off my nose if I didn't score on him. If nothing else, I would be doing Steve and Rob later, back at their place.
At one point I joked that Blane and I were the only ones around there with the balls to come out in public dressed like we were.
Rob laughed and said "No, you're only two guys in town who could pull it off!"
A little later a guy came up to Blane, and asked him to dance.
Blane acted almost annoyed. He sighed "Okay, but just one song," letting the guy know he really didn't want to. Still, the other guy still seemed delighted in spite of Blane's shitty attitude.
I guess when you are the hottest guy in the only gay bar in town, you can get away with stuff like that. Even though they knew what Blane's game was, everyone still pretty much fawned over this guy.
When Blane finished dancing, he bailed on the guy and came back over to us. He was acting bored and as if he expected someone to buy him a drink. Yeah, this Blane guy was pretty full of himself.
This wasn't my first encounter with a guy like this, so I sure as hell wasn't going to buy him anything. And since he'd come across the bar to where we were after dancing, I also wasn't buying that he was bored hanging with us.
Rob went to buy us all a drink as Steve, Blane and I hung out and talked. It was mostly just Steve and I talking and Blane continuing to act bored.