I closed my eyes to the sounds of Vinnie anally fucking his transsexual friend, James. If they were kissing, making out, and groping one another, I didn't want to know.
James was scheduled to do more prison time after violating his conditions of parole and Vinnie, for some bizarre reason, decided to have sex with his cellmate as a going away gift, even though he continually denied to everyone that he is gay. Whatever, Vinnie, he who protests too much...
Even though I could hear them and had the image of my friend Vinnie boning James up the ass, I didn't want to watch. I know this is a common occurrence in prison, but Vinnie is no longer incarcerated. He can have sex with a woman, now. Maybe, Vinnie is in denial. Surely, in the profession that he is in, a wise guy, he is unable to emerge from the closet that cloaks his real identity.
I was a bit drunk from drinking nearly two water glasses of bourbon and I was tired after having anal sex with Gayle. I just wanted to take a nap. I dozed for a few minutes and when I awoke, the catnap seemed longer. I felt refreshed, invigorated. I felt as if I had just had a power nap.
Gayle had twin beds in this room for whenever her kids slept over. Even though she never married, she had two kids from two different men. When I opened my eyes and looked over at the other bed across from me, Vinnie was leaning over his friend with his back to me. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes wondering what they were doing. Maybe, James was injured and I was just about to call out when...
I heard slurping sounds, the kind of sounds that all guys love to hear when they are receiving an interactive blowjob from a woman. You know the ones where the woman is bobbing her head up and down, pushing her long hair out of the way, and making those cock sucking sounds that make you want to pull her head forward and fuck her face full force. Well, my friend Vinnie, to my surprise and dismay, was making those sounds with James's cock in his mouth. He was sucking James cock. He was giving his prison friend a blowjob.
Only, when I heard those same sounds from a man giving another man a blowjob, it kind of turned my stomach. I'm not a gay basher, but I'm a straight man. I firmly believe in the right of everyone to follow the pursuit of happiness. Only, just as a gay man may not want to watch me having sex with a heterosexual woman, I don't want to be witness to two gay men having sex with one another.
Who's not gay now, Vinnie, I wanted to ask him? It's a bit difficult to have your straight friend believe you are not gay when you have a cock in your mouth.
Now, no matter how much he protests that he's not gay, he's gay. Walks like a duck, quack like a duck...Vinnie is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but when you are a wiseguy, being gay does not bode well with the rest of the mob. These guys are not as tolerant about switch hitters, if you know what I mean. They prefer hanging around with guys who are members of the same team. When you are in a family, they want to know that the guy next to you has your back and is not distracted by your backside.
Vinnie must have figured that I was passed out drunk and sleeping. Then, I thought, maybe he wants me to know that he's gay. Nah, he'd never want that to reach his boss's ears. Nonetheless, I thought this somewhat public display of his obvious homosexuality was a bit self-destructive.
Suddenly, I imagined the conversation that the mob boss would have with him should he ever find out of about Vinnie's secret sexual life.