Sex Shop Foot Job
With almost two third of the Spring done and dusted, Melbourne's weather remained atrocious, which curtailed my outdoor excursions with Daniel. With blasting wind and savage rain, the thought of dropping one's trousers in a foetid alleyway did not appeal to either of us.
The following weekend, I decided to visit the State Library and conduct research for my doctoral thesis, which involved transcribing data from documents over 100 years old that had never been previously published. The data would then be analysed for trends that supported my working theory. A tedious, thankless task for most people but not for me, and the work kept me from thinking about my cock for several hours.
With a coat and scarf tightly wrapped around me, I exited my place. Twenty minutes later, I hopped on a tram that deposited me outside the enormous granite structure that houses Victoria's impressive library collection. As usual, I had to battle my way past the typical array of soap-dodging social justice morons to get inside.
Several hours later, I had a thirst for beer and considered wrapping up for the day. It was a surprise then when I received a text from Daniel.
"What are you up to?" He asked.
"Not a great deal," I responded before explaining why I was at the State Library.
"The missus is out with friends this evening, so I wondered if you fancied a beer?"
"Sure, sounds good."
"Okay, let's meet at Young & Jacksons in an hour?"
"See you then."
With the time available, I packed up my computer and other research materials. I made my way down Swanston Street to the iconic Melbourne drinking establishment opposite Flinders Street Station.
As was typical of a Saturday, Young & Jackson's was packed, but I secured a table and waited for Daniel. When he arrived, he was dressed in his usual sense of fashion that put my own to shame. To be fair, wearing the best clothes is not something that excites me, but I admire those that have an eye for fashion.
What struck me most about Daniel's appearance was his super-tight jeans that looked sprayed-on. How he got into and out of them was a mystery to me, but as he strode up to me, grinning like a Cheshire cat, I noticed his very pronounced bulge, almost like he was already hard. If I could see his boner, then others would for sure.
"So, how was Lyndal?" He asked after returning from the bar.
"Our date went exactly as predicted," I replied.
"Good or bad?"
"Not great," I confirmed, "She used me for all she could get out of me and hasn't been in touch since."
"Did you get anything out of it?" He asked with a comically raised eyebrow.
"I bought me and her plenty of beers and a nice burger each," I said, "Such was the cost of getting laid."
"Oh, do tell."
I recounted what happened when I met with my old flame, Lyndal, on the Sunday following my last outdoor encounter with Daniel. He knew about my history with Lyndal, our swinging days and the fact that she cheated on me. I also told him how she married a squaddie, moved to the shithole of Townsville and was convicted of stealing government data concerning the personal lives of celebrities.
"Sounds like someone to avoid," Was Daniel's advice that rang in my ears nearly a week after meeting with Lyndal.
"As you know, we met at the Polly Island at lunchtime before coming here then getting the train back to her place."
"Where does she live?"
"Cranbourne."
"How classless," Snorted Daniel, "Wait a minute. Don't those swingers live there?"
"Yeah, I asked Lyndal whether she was in touch with anyone from that club, but she told me all her previous Melbourne lovers lost interest following her high-profile conviction."
"A likely story," Daniel said, "Are you in touch with any of them?"
"Nah," I replied, "After Lyndal and I broke up, I cut them off."
"Then you moved to the UK and then Western Australia?"
"Yep," I confirmed, "Even with the 'magic' of Facebook, I've kept well alone."
"A wise choice," Said Daniel, "What happened at her place?"
"We shared a bottle of wine purportedly made by her parents, which was god-awful before I made a move on her."
"Oh, man," Scoffed Daniel, "Why, son, why?"
"Drunk and horny," I shrugged, not enjoying Daniel's disapproval, "But I wanted a return on my investment."
"Did you get it?"
"Yes and no, oddly," I frowned, recalling the event, "We fucked for hours, but it lacked the magic of what I remember."
"No, not the same energy or chemistry?"
"Certainly not," I confirmed, "While I was fuelled up and ready to go, Lyndal was languid, passive."
"Submissive?"
"To the point of lacking imagination," I said, "All those years ago, sex was passionate and mutual, each of us taking turns, going out of our way to please the other."
"And now?"
"Well, she spread her legs and let me do whatever she wanted but fucking her was one of the least most erotic experiences ever."
"Worse than that woman who you pretended to come for just to get her to stop?"
"Not that bad," I laughed, "But Lyndal was so 'loose'?"
"Loose?"
"Yeah," I replied animatedly, "Her attempt at a blowjob was terrible, her pussy had no tightness, and I couldn't feel much from her arse."
"Anal on a first date?" Daniel laughed, "Impressive."
"Anal on every first date where she rolls, I'm sure."
"Any positives at all?"
"Well, she let me urinate on her in the shower."
"So, not a total loss then?"
"No orgasm for me and a much-depleted bank account," I replied, "Would have been cheaper with a hooker."
"And you'd have received a happy ending."
"For sure."