Every year at this time when the weather finally cools Mac thinks back to that night when Billy opened his mind and my bisexual ways. Although that first time will always be dear to Mac wished for another that was just as groundbreaking in its own way.
That all started innocent enough when Mac simply walked past my refrigerator, there attached with a magnet was an invitation to Billy's Halloween party. Mac called out to his wife Mary.
Mac: "Honey, there's an invite on the frig, do you want to go?"
Mary: "l would really like to Mac but if you don't want to."
Mac: "No, it's fine and should be fun."
His wife ran up to me a gave me a big kiss.
Mary: "I'm so glad because l really wanted to go, by the way, it's a costume party."
Mac thinks to himself how he wished she said that first as that would have changed his mind. Mac might have found his softer side but to all but one neighbor he is still (Mac, man of steel) But with his wife so excited he would rather go through with it than disappoint her.
A couple of days later Mac finds himself where it all started, mowing his backyard as Billy mows his. Billy flags him down.
Billy: " I'm so happy you and Mary are coming this year, l began to think l would
have to tie you up and drag you over."
Mac: "No, you won't have to do that Billy. We will be there."
Billy: "Okay but I'm going to keep the rope just in case."
Mac didn't feel good about himself as he knows he should have treated Billy better. Billy has been nothing but good to them, not to mention that special night they shared. But Mac of Steel has to put a proper face on even if he doesn't want to.
Time flew as it seems to and the party was just a few days away. Mary had bugged him a hundred times to rent a costume because any party of Billy's will be top-notch and some crap from Walmart wasn't going to do.
So on the 30th of October on his way home from work, he stops at the Party Store and he can't believe there are not hundreds to pick from. Between those few, they did have some he would never wear and others that didn't fit he was left with a ridiculous dinosaur or a Cowboy, so saddle up.
It just so happens that when he arrived home Mary was trying on her costume.
Mac: "Oh my god honey, you look like Barbara Eden." (l Dream of Jeanie)
Mary: "Ah, thank you, Honey. l think it's sexy too."
Mac always had a thing for Ms. Eden and he still found her sexy even to that day. So this was his best chance to get as close to her as he ever was going to. He took his wife and purposely calls her Jeanie.
Mac: "Oh Jeanie l have missed you all day." Catching on to his meaning Mary replies.
Jeanie: "I've missed you too Master" and she rubbed up against him."
Mac is sold and starts taking his wife's costume off as fast as he can. It's hard to hear her warnings to be careful so as not to rip it. But somehow his wife is down to her G-string and the garment is unharmed. Mac kicks off his duds in record time.
Jeanie looks him over and then she crosses her arms in front of herself like on the show, she nods while saying. "Master, eat my pussy." (bong!)