Randy meets Kent's parents. Liam and Matt miss each other. Life continues to roll along.
Enjoy.
Thanks, yet again, to LarryInSeattle.
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"Oh, my God, Mother Mary and sonny Jesus!"
It's probably not the kindest greeting I could have come up with but, in my defense, he did look considerably fucked up. Then I got pissed.
"Look at you! 'I'm fine, Randy'. Bullshit. If this is 'fine' I don't ever want to see you fucked up."
"Well, that makes two us," Kent snaps. "Pardon me for not shaving and putting on cologne. Between watching a baby nearly get burned alive, nearly getting burned alive myself, having a gun shoved into my face, and watching a woman I'd just met keep telling a dead man over and over again that she was sorry she couldn't help him, I didn't have time to pack my fucking toiletries."
He grabs the wheels of the chair he's sitting in and looks over his shoulder. "Take me back inside," he snaps at the orderly. "I'll call my folks or get a fucking Uber or something."
I do the only thing that makes sense to me. I drop to my knees and grab one arm of the wheelchair.
"Kent, I'm so, so fucking sorry. I've just been so scared and when you said you got a few burns, not worse than a sunburn is what you told me, I mean, I'm sorry. I completely lost it. I'm so, so, fucked up at the moment, it never made it into my skull that as scared as I am, it must be a hundred times worse for you. I'm an asshole. I know that. I'm sorry. Let me take you home? Please? I'll try to keep my cakehole shut for a change."
I see his face go all funny and he leans toward me. I look over my shoulder at the orderly. "Could you give us a minute?" I ask. He rolls his eyes. If Kent hadn't had his arms around me, I don't know what I would have done. That fact must have been crystal clear in the look I gave the piss ant little fuckwad. He scuttles away.
"Do you need anything else, Kent? Need to sign anything?"
"No, I'm set."
"Let's get the fuck outta here then."
I get up and move behind the wheelchair.
"Come on. Let's get you home."
"Randy?"
"Yeah?"
"Can we swing by my folks' place? It's a little out of the way. My mom's a bigger mess than you are. Maybe," he adds.
I don't hear a smile in his tone. I guess I'm not totally off the hook. That's cool.
"Sure, where do they live?"
"Nashville."
"Tennessee?"
"Yes."
"Uh, okay. When you said, it was a 'little out of the way' I figured you meant Nashville, Kansas. That's all."
"No, Tennessee."
I help him into the truck. His hands are covered with puffy white bandages, only the tips are visible. It makes it awkward to hold onto anything. I consider tossing the wheelchair into the landscaping in the front of the entrance but don't. It's not the hospital's fault the orderly is a dick.
I wheel the chair back to the entrance. His standing there, trying to decide if he can risk a sneer. I can see it in his face. He's wondering what he can get away with. What a little coward. I push the chair the last couple of feet toward him and turn.
"Faggot."
Before I can turn around, I'm not planning to do anything but shake my head in disgust, another voice rings out.
"What did you just say to that man?"
There is a very rotund, very angry nurse glaring at the orderly. His face goes white, then red.
"Nuthin'. I didn't say nuthin'."
"You're a liar. You're fired."
"You can't do that!"
"That's where you're wrong. How many patient and family complaints have I had to deal with over you? Remember the last time? Remember HR explaining what 'probationary status' means? Well, it means you've been on thin ice, buster and you just crapped in your playhouse by being dumb enough to call a visitor a vulgar name in front of your boss. You're done. Turn in your ID, clean out your locker and get the hell away from my hospital."
"It ain't your hospital, you dumb bitch," he snarls.
He yanks the ID tag off his pocket and hurls it at her. It's a plastic card. It doesn't hurl as much as it flutters to land about a foot or so in front of him. She laughs and his face goes and even uglier shade of red.
She stops laughing but she's still smiling, staring at him, challenging him.
He's not up to it. He turns on his heel and stomps past me. I think he's going to bump me, give me an excuse but he veers away, muttering. As he passes the rear of the Ranger he kicks it. It's old but it's solid. He can't hurt it. It's already beat to shit. He limps away, cussing. I shake my head.
"I'm sorry about that."
The nurse, I'm guessing she's a nurse, is standing beside me.
"Don't be. You handled it beautifully." I turn to look at her. "Be careful though. He's a coward but that doesn't mean he won't work himself up to something sneaky."
"Yup," she sighs. "Trust me, I know the type. County's over run with 'em." She shakes her head. "Have a good day, despite that. Again, I'm sorry."
"I know. Thank you for taking care of my friend."
"No need for thanks. It's why they built the damn place, to take care of folks, but thanks."
"Thank you for not getting arrested," Kent says as I climb into the truck. He has his head back, eyes closed.
"I thought you wanted me to kick his ass?"
"I did but I don't want you in jail. He's not worth it."
"You buckled up?"
"Yes."
"Alright then. Nashville here we come."
***
"Say what?"
The tone of Liam's voice causes Matt to look up at his friend. They'd been lolling in a post-orgasmic haze after trading really super sweet blow jobs that have become their wake-up ritual, when Liam's phone rang. It was his pop.
"Well, I
am
Glenna's most indispensable employee but I think she'll be okay with it. Sure, dad. Not a problem. No, seriously, it's fine. Take care of Kent. Yeah, talk to ya later. Love you, too. Later."
"What's up, brah?" Matt asks as he reaches over and resumes fondling his friend's soft dick.
"Kent wants dad to drive him to Nashville, to see his parents."
"Those crazy kids," Matt intones in what he imagines is an old man's voice.