What a waste! So many of my precious years are gone. It's time to make up for lost opportunities...and I will!
"Never? I'm your first?" Colin looks bewildered and amused.
"You sure are." I've been telling him the whys and wherefores of my sorry sex life since we met a few days ago at the gym. I'd better explain how, at sixty nine, I attracted Colin, who is all of forty eight.
"And you really are that old? I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way." He looks embarrassed.
"It's okay, Colin. How old did you think I was when I first came on to you at the gym?" I know what his response will be.
"Around 59...maybe 60 at most. Let me see your license, Tim!" He needs proof. I have been here before - not in a sexual way, just needing to prove my real age to someone for whatever reason.
"Damn. It's true. Maybe your name, which is kind of childlike, you know: Tim...Timmy...maybe that threw me off." I can see the wheels turning in his mind. Oh. Did I mention that we are both naked in my bed; at the beginning of our first time together? The age thing came up because Colin could not help but notice the amount of gray in my manbush. Then he took in the rest of my salt and pepper body hair, and asked about my age.
"What of it? I color my head hair once a month; but have never held back my age once asked. You just assumed..." He's leaning in and kissing me now. Passionate. Sensual. Lovingly deep kissing like the way we were before he got onto my 'real' age issue.
"Daddy? Grandpa? Old man? What should I call you?" He has an impish look; and is laughing. Not at me. I know he is not laughing at me.
"Call me by your name...Oh, Fuck, I don't care, as long as you call me again and often!" Now we are both laughing. Colin is pushing me down onto my back. He's going down on me now, mumbling...
"This...is not...old cock...for sure, not...Mmmm...Mmmm..." He knows it is not polite to talk with a mouthful - or even possible, with my stiffy plugging up his airway!