As you guys know (or those who read my blog) I have recently moved up to the Sunshine Coast. It is in Australia, on the east coast, north of Brisbane in the state of Queensland.
I have always wanted to live up here because it is laid back, the weather is beautiful (that might be why they call it the Sunshine Coast) and the beaches are great. Me moving up here happened pretty quickly, without much planning and while I have some friends in Brisbane, I don't actually know anyone here on the coast.
Before you start worrying about me being lonely, remember, I am the Aussie Speedo Guy and I have a bit of a history with mobile hookup apps.
Let me tell you about the first friends I made here in my new home town.
It was the end of my first full day in my new unit and after a day at the beach, working on my speedo tan, I was feeling a little bit horny. Maybe a little bit lonely to go along with feeling horny. I grabbed my mobile phone, a drink and went up to the rooftop hottub. Because of all the border closures here in Australia, the building I'm living in has no tourists and feels really empty so I had the hottub all to myself. I was wearing a pair of AussieBum Portsea's (they are blue and I have a bit of a history getting in to naughty situations while wearing them).
Sitting in the hottub, on my own, I started updating my details on the hookup app. Just a little bit of a rant: if you use a dating or hookup app, put as much info as you can in there and as many photos as possible. The whole idea of it is to hookup and the more someone knows about you the better. And then when you message someone, trying putting a little more effort than "Hey". If it goes well, I will be sucking your cock, or letting your fuck my arse in the next thirty minutes, how about a little more than "Hey". So I updated my profile, added some new photos (I've put on a little bit of weight since the Covid started so wanted up to date pics).
Profile updated, I made a couple of phone calls then ducked back down stairs to get another drink.
It had been half an hour or so since I updated my profile and the app had blown up with messages. I can't remember exactly how many messages were in my inbox but if it was twelve, ten of them were the "Hey". Jesus F. Christ!!! Some people are slack. In the past I've replied to a "Hey" with "Hey is what horses eat." but this time I just deleted them.
One reply did catch my attention though. "G'day Dave, looking great in that little speedo. My partner Matt and I would love to meet you. We both prefer being top, think you could handle us? Check out our profile for more details about us and feel free to ask anything."
I looked at their profile. Two barrel chested Aussie men, these guys were big, late thirties and while their photos didn't show their faces (I completely understand the need for discretion) there was a photo of them arm in arm on a beach wearing AussieBum speedos.
These guys sounded like fun and just wanted I needed.... we arranged for them to come over.
They were just around the corner so ten minutes later I got their message that they were here. I wrapped my towel around me, threw on my shirt and headed down to the front doors to let the guys in. They looked just like their photos online and we all shook hands, just like old mates.