Hi,
During my time here at Lit, I've made some friends -- both male and female -- and we converse and play in email, through private messages and the like. I recently got one from one of my male friends. I give you his initial message, then my response. It isn't great literature, but I thought it was kind of fun, and hope that others would have fun with it, too.
From XXX
To susurrus
Hey dude I know this might be weird but I landed on my butt while we were playing soccer, and I was just wondering if you could let me know if it's bruised...
my response:
Oh, hey, yeah. What are friends for?
Drop those trousers. Now the underwear. Bend over. Spread your feet a little more.
Hm. Doesn't look damaged at all. No scrapes or anything. Your balls are hanging nice and low, so that looks pretty good. Let me just run my hands over those cheeks and see if I can feel anything out of the ordinary.
Nope, that feels pretty good. How about if I run a finger down the middle? Oh, man, you jumped a little when I touched your hole. Maybe something's wrong there. I better investigate closer.
Let me just circle the pucker. You let me know how it feels.