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St. Gilbert's is a scholarship Sports Academy for young men 18-22 years from deprived backgrounds around the UK, providing excellence in coaching and tutorship in both Team Sports and Athletics, with the special goal of creating professional Sportsmen of all our graduates.
Established: 1908 Principal: R. Stevens
Part 1: Dinky's Diary
Sunday 5th Sept 2021
Me Mam gave me this book. Said,
"Keep a diary Duck, you'll be glad in years to come when you can look back on the best days of your life."
My first night at St. Gilbert's, in the dorm I'll be sharing the next four years. Room 202. Got a top bunk mind, dead chuffed about that. This place is like Hogwarts or something, right grand.
The lads seem like a right laugh. Six to a dorm, so we're packed in pretty tight. There's Duncan, Kieron, Andy, Sean, Sam and me. We'll get to know each other well enough after four years in this place.
I keep thinking the last thing me Mam said as I climbed on the coach with me bags, "Stay away from poofters!"
Hilarious. Don't think she needs to worry tho, seem regular boys this lot.
Night, night.
Monday 6th Sept 2021
Weird day. Not sure how I feel about it to be honest, but the other lads seemed on board, so went along with it.
Inductions the morning. Gave us all School Ledgers. Chocked full of rules they are - can't do this, can't do that. They did say it would be strict.
Anyway things got properly strange after lunch. The Prefects (older Lads, all condescending posh boys) made us pack all our clothes and bring them downstairs. We have to turn them over, underwear and all. Even the clothes we were standing in. Had to strip on the spot and stand naked in the hall waiting to receive our new uniforms.
The Prefect overseeing our dorm (Conner Denbury his name is, and a right smug prick) took a good look at all our dicks. There's the poofters me Mam warned me about. I know I shouldn't bother about it at my age, but I didn't want Conner to see my little willy. I just knew he'd try to make fun of me somehow. He chose his moment.
"We're getting that stuff back, right?" I grumbled as he flung our kit on an overloaded hotel trolly.
"Shut up dinky!" he scoffed, "It's School uniform 24/7 at Gilbert's."
Me new mates all burst out laughing, pointing at my bean. I've always been bullied about my tiny penis. Was daft to think it would be any different here.
"Mate, I'm 8 inches," I snapped back, "That's just how much my dick shrank when I caught sight of you!"
"O, burn!" The lads jeered.
"You should worry less about me little dicklet and more about the walloping great Shlong on your forehead," I added, scoring more applause.
I was on a roll,
"They don't call me big Lads, but they do always call me back."
"Yes, dinky!" they roared.
Felt like the first Man of the Match. Get the feeling that nickname's going to stick tho.