The story that follows is, for the most part, true. It is part one of a real experience that took place over several years. I have filled in or slightly modified some details, and of course changed the names.
To be honest I don't really remember how it started. It was a craigslist post, I don't remember if I responded to his or he responded to mine. We got in to an email exchange, both of us interested in doing something but neither in an 'I need to get some in the next two hours' hurry.
Jim said he was very open, said he was looking to act on his curiosity for the first time. We were both looking for a mutual blowjob type of thing. He described himself as 30, tall and average looking with a bit of a belly. I described myself as 40ish, tall and good looking preppy type, fit and hung average. Clearly not used to the rules of exchanging stats with guys, Jim had no idea that cock size is part of the required exchange. So I asked. Jim wasn't shy, but still clearly didn't know the game. "I'm hung about average too, don't know if I did it right but if I measure on the top it's about 8 inches long. I'm told it's pretty thick."
My jaw almost hit my keyboard. I needed to move quickly, this guy had no idea he is seriously hung, has no idea how important cock size is in the guy world.
Ok, there is one more detail. I am Skip. I described myself as hung average, but like Jim, that isn't entirely accurate. Do a web search and you find that the 'average' erection is between 5.5" and 6". I do perform real well, get hard as steel and it points well north of horizontal. But the honest truth, measured on top on my very best day, I am shy of 4". 3 ¾" is more precise. On the thin side, but very well shaped. The same web data tells you that 98% of guys are hung better than me. About 10% of guys are like Jim, hung with literally more than twice as much cock. And those are the only guys I care about, the really well endowed. Hung average does nothing for me. I like them big, very big. Thick is good, but most of what I crave is length, plain and simple. Seven inch minimum, the truly blessed is what we are talking about. Guys with less than 4" don't get the time of day from those guys, so I knew I needed to close the deal with Jim.
I made my move, Jim had already said he wanted to host so I pushed to set a time.
Jim's next email stunned me. "Sounds great, but one more thing. I have a girlfriend. She's cool with this, but wants to stay and watch. She's very nice, kind of a BBW type with huge tits, and promises she will sit quietly in the corner and not interfere."
Super hung guy has a stacked girlfriend who wants to watch...what is this Christmas? "Sure Jim, no problem. How about 3:00?"
The deal was done, an address was forwarded. Jim asked me to bring condoms for both of us, he said he preferred Magnums, "I think they're more comfortable, I'm sure most guys do."
Uh yeah. Lifestyle condoms makes a condom they call 'Snugger Fit', a marketing term that makes it so guys like me don't have to ask for small size condoms. Regular size doesn't really work for me.
I drove by Jim's house about 2:45, basic ranch in the next town to me. Jim rented the basement in law apartment, enter around the back he told me. I was a little nervous, and semi-hard. Freshly showered, I could feel pre-cum in my underwear. I pulled in to a parking lot of a close by convenience store, and waited an eternity for 3:00 to come. Finally I pulled up to the front of Jim's house, a couple of minutes early, but I couldn't wait any longer. I made some adjustments so my trouser tent wouldn't be obvious. There was the very slight beginnings of a wet spot on my slacks but I doubted it would be obvious. I walked around the side of house, through the gate, and found Jim waiting for me on the patio at the back door. Just as he described, about my height (6'2") , very average looking with a thin moustache and a few extra pounds around the middle. He greeted me warmly, and invited me in .
Jim's place was very small, all one room and very untidy. A good size TV sat in the corner, on the screen a stacked blonde was giving a guy a blowjob. In the opposite corner was a big upholstered chair containing Laura, Jim introduced me to his girlfriend with not a hint of awkwardness.
Laura eyed me with confidence and didn't offer a hello. "How old are you?" she demanded.
A bit taken aback I blurted out, "40".
Her eyes drifted down to my belt, her smirk made it clear that she noticed my erection, but then she actually leaned slightly forward and squinted a bit. The show of cleavage could make your knees weak. She clearly was staring at the wet spot..."Huh." was all she said. Laura sat back and smiled. As advertised she was on the bigger side, but her bust line was enormous and at most she was 24. She glanced down at her t shirt straining to contain her bust, then slowly raised her eyes in a way that made it clear she knew the effect her bust has on men. She picked up her pack of Marlboro Lights off the side table, slowly lit one, and let out a long, sexy, purposeful exhale. "Welcome Skip." she said with a superior smile.