Within seconds of hearing the latch lock into place on the plywood door, the mound jumbling the inside of the sweatpants nonchalantly positioned itself within eyesight of the 6-inch oblong cutout joining my stall to the next one. Darkly veined hands fingered the rope tie at the waist and with faked patience untied the loose knot, allowing them to drop silently to the floor over the worn, sockless and laceless cross-trainers. No clothing was visible on the darkly smooth stomach above the sexy bellybutton.
A frayed jock only partially tamed the s-shaped black snake within. Rid of pants, the long meat willed its way tentatively toward the hole, the same fingers further liberating the leg lizard from its frazzled strap confines into a supple, growing organ. Curlicues of pubic cover and smooth low-hangers of hefty size filled the view through the hole in the wall as I studied my dilemma.
I silently grinned in contemplation of the problem 'unfolding' before me. Here I was, on my knees padded by shorts and drawers. My limber white dick dangled at half-mast between my muscled thighs, popper bottle within hand's reach. A beautiful fat black dick swung free through the cutout hole, inching higher in progressive engorgement, evidently hoping for some good head. And yet, I hesitated touching the over-sized uncut cobra swelling four inches distant from my lips...
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...The same lips that had partaken of the fragrant herb so frowned upon by mainstream society only an hour before when a new brother-in-law had tempted me while out gathering my wits from the familial onslaught occurring inside the house. I was claiming a short respite on the back veranda when Coy had appeared, sauntering toward me out of the wooded shadows of the spacious backyard, sucking lazily on a fat blunt.
The dark-skinned beefcake eyeballed me smugly as he asked if I were just a little bit freaked by the token white boy status I presently held amongst the gathering family. That made me laugh, but he persisted, letting me know that maybe I could understand the feeling black folk frequently confronted in a lily-white world they commonly navigated. Food for thought, for sure. Then, he proposed to increase my paranoia level by offering me a hit...
Really, now, what's a dude gonna do? I took the blunt and inhaled deeply of the smooth creeper weed, of course. We chatted amiably, sharing several tokes as my nerves calmed over the ensuing minutes. Coy's laid back manner indicated prior achievement of his desired mental state: basically blitzed.
Breaking our quiet reverie, the door opened suddenly and we were busted by a sister-in-law who burst upon us calling her brother's name, in obvious search. In surprise, we exhaled the guilty evidence directly at her, my discomfort on distinct display by my abruptly flushing color. She surveyed the scene, asking, "Well, now, what you two cute stuffs' doin' out here?" Kindly opting to defray my visible angst, she smiled knowingly as my cheeks burned. Then she endeared herself to me further, signaling us to pass her the doobie. By taking a hit with us, she meant to let me off the hook. It worked. I loved this woman immediately.
My new favorite lady savior reminded Coy of the need for a run to the grocery store in town before the barbeque later in the evening, instructing him to, "take this here boy along, too, so your stoned selves both make it back home OK." Sealing my gratitude, she winked at me, flirtatiously stuffing a paper into my shirt pocket, adding, "Here's the list." And with that, she disappeared back into the house.
Finding ourselves on the road into town a little later, Coy told me he had to stop in the bank for a few minutes, could I get the list? No problem, that. I stonedly floated from the car toward the store as he turned in the other direction. Breaking the age-old rule of 'no grocery shopping while high', I wandered every single aisle of the store, gathering the items listed, plus some... twice.
In stoned focus I collected the filled bags to the trunk and settled in to await Coy's return from his bank errand. And waited... and waited... and waited for the no-show Coy. After half an hour, my mind wandering, I picked up on a darkly shaded alley to the side of the store not noticed up to then. Had I been in the city, I never would have done so but here in the sticks my stone-faced curiosity bested me and I stepped out of the car.