I put a "_______" where the juicy part starts if you aren't into reading what happened during the buildup. Always love feedback.
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I was driving up to the nice part of town to watch the game at my work buddy's house. We both worked as project managers for a construction company. His wife was out of town with the kid, and he had the house to himself. Great time to take a swim, watch a game, and drink some beers.
At this point in my life, I was 28 and still "straight." I was watching a lot of straight porn so it was easy to lie to myself. What I failed to recognize was that I always watched straight porn with the same type of guy, thick legged dudes with nice cocks. I still exclusively dated girls off and on. Never mind that it was always difficult to cum. A handful of times I was actually the one faking. In fairness to me, I thought I was broken from porn.
I arrive at my buddy's house and walk up to the front door. I had been over a few times so I usually just walked in. "Ted!" I yelled. I heard a murmured shit in the back.
"Be right out, Warren!" Ted yelled. His house felt like my own given our friendship so I walked on back to the bedroom. Ted was hopping out of bed naked. Ted was 35, he had thick thighs and powerful calves from downhill skiing. He had raced most of his childhood and was really good apparently. I've only skied with him twice and saying we did it together is an overstatement since he was down the mountain before I had started. His skin was fair with a golden tone from freckles and his hair was light blonde, one of those less obvious gingers.
Make no mistake, Ted was a thick man. I was learning for the first time that he had a really large and round ass. It was just a bubble, but it was wide and could swallow you whole. I had seen him in pants, but Jesus this was different. My heart had that sinking feeling that comes from disappointment or complete shock. It was the latter here and I wasn't quite sure what to make of the stunned feeling he evoked. I realized that I had been staring and quickly came back to reality. "Whoa, buddy. I could have waited if you needed to finish." I laughed.
"No, No. You're keeping me from being a deadbeat. Wifeys out and I have been taking advantage, buddy." Ted chuckled. His deep voice was hypnotizing as always. He came back out of the closet fully dressed in his bathing suit and a Seahawks shirt. Ted was from Seattle and a die-hard fan. I actually respected his commitment and loyalty to a single team. Very on brand for him as he was a well-mannered, honest guy from Colorado who enjoyed drinking with his buddies. We gave each other the typical bro hug with the straight approved double pat on the back.
"Fuck, well that sucks I couldn't finish, but let me get you a beer and we can go watch the game." Ted gave his crotch one last squeeze before leading me back out to the open living room and kitchen. He was clearly still horny from not finishing.
"Coors or wine or an IPA?" he asked.
"I'll go with the IPA." Ted brought out the beer and sat in his recliner while I laid back on the couch. Not a bad way to spend the afternoon. We talked and he shouted at his team occasionally. Uneventful stuff. Pretty soon, halftime arrived.
"Alright, let's hop in the pool. I'm getting hot." Ted slapped his thighs, got up, and removed his shirt. Ted had the quintessential dad bod. To be honest, it seemed like some effort must go into it. His belly was just one block with soft edges, and he still had the form of pecs and arms from years of working out before letting himself go. It almost seemed sculpted rather than fat though because it worked on him. I admired his form, but certainly not more than that.
Ted jack-knifed into the pool, sending a splash above the roof. I slowly walked out. "Dude, you're going to hate me. I realized on the way over that I didn't bring a suit. I can't swim."
"Rookie move, gay boi." Ted and I gave each other the usual shit. "Well, I just threw out half my closet and this was the only suit I kept. Amber probably has some bathing suit bottoms you could borrow."
"Oh cool, ya let me just throw on a woman's bikini. That'll look great." I replied as a throwaway.
"Alright, well you are swimming, Warren. Period. So either no suit, your boxers, or her suit. You've never swam in a speedo? It's just that. It's in the bottom dresser drawer." Ted's decisiveness was convincing.
"Fine. Fine. I'll see what she has. I'm commando so boxers aren't an option." I went to their bedroom and opened the drawer. Amber had a lot of suits. Some had gold rings, frills, ties. None were even close to looking like a Speedo. Shit... The best option was a white, high waist bikini bottom. The kind that showed a lot of thigh and groin. I threw it on. My balls and cock were nearly bursting out of it. The bottom of the suit sat a few millimeters off my leg because oh how full my cock made it, but at least my goods were covered. I looked in the mirror. I didn't look bad honestly. The thin bands sitting above my waist really showed off my hips and thighs. Overall, a workable swimsuit that hid me enough.
Ted whistled loudly as I came out. I did a bulky spin, trying to model the new suit before jumping into the pool to hide my overall embarrassment.
"Wow, Amber does not fill it out that much." Ted's eyes showed a surprise that betrayed him. It felt like surprise due to his own thoughts. "Your body looks pretty absurd. Now I feel uncomfortable for making you wear that. This is why guys wear board shorts dude! Our cocks, and ass are too big for speedos."