Straight Guy: Big Dick Syndrome
Summary:
Straight guy ends up curious after seeing colleague's big cock.
Summary:
Seeing colleague's big dick in hotel room makes him curious.
Note 1:
This is a
Nude Day 2015
contest story.
Note 2:
Thanks to goamz86, Robert, and Wayne for editing.
Straight Guy: Big Dick Syndrome
You never know someone until you live with them... or in this case spend a few days in a hotel together.
And even if you think you know yourself, situations will test that knowledge and even redefine who you are.
To explain what I mean I'll tell you my story of a few days in Seattle that changed everything.
Tyler was married, with a couple of kids, like me, although his were younger. Well, truth be told, he was ten years younger than me, and had a ridiculously hot blonde wife... although she hadn't lost all the baby weight from having two kids in 27 months.
He was a very good looking guy and got hit on regularly by nurses, patients', and patient's friends and family.
I, on the other hand, am the epitome of average. Ten pounds overweight, boring brown eyes, black hair with too much grey coming in and glasses.
My wife also never lost her baby weight, although she often starts new diet routines and buys work out equipment that collects more dust than anywhere else in the house. I love my wife, but sex is bi-monthly, oral sex bi-yearly and anything kinky a faded memory of pre-child life.
Which brings me to the incredible strange few days that changed my life.
The flight was delayed, the ride was full of turbulence and the food was shitty. Thankfully, the booze went down smoothly and both of us were a little drunk by the time the cab got us to our hotel.
Checking in was another nightmare as they screwed up our room and we ended up in a room with one king sized bed, but we thought it was hilarious as we were still kind of drunk.
Once in our room, after the long day, we unpacked and went to the bar for a couple of drinks and then back up to the room.
In the elevator, Tyler warned me, "Dude, I know we are sharing a bed, but I sleep in the buff."
I laughed, thinking he was joking, "Yeah, me too."
I expected some witty quick comeback, he was always joking around, but I didn't get one.
In the hotel room, I went and took a piss and brushed my teeth feeling utterly exhausted.
When I returned to the room, I was surprised to see he was standing in front of the television completely butt naked, typing on his phone.
I realized then two things:
1. He obviously wasn't kidding about sleeping naked.
2. His dick was huge.
Now I have since read many first time gay stories where the guy sees a big cock and instantly a need to suck cock occurs.
That is not what happened to me.
No, I made a joke about it. I quipped, his cock way bigger than mine, "Holy shit, no wonder you got a hottie like Sarah."
He looked at me and shrugged rather nonchalantly, "It definitely doesn't hurt."
"No seriously," I laughed, still staring at it and wondering how big it would get hard, I continued, "It's like a horse's dick."
"You have lots of experience with horse's dicks?" he joked back with a sly smile, as he headed to the bathroom.
"Asshole," I said, turning away as to not look at his ass.
"Just making sure," he said as he disappeared into the bathroom.
I got undressed and grabbed my pajamas, not comfortable with being naked in a bed with a guy.
I was watching sports highlights when he came out a few minutes later and walked to the bed, still naked, and slid under the sheets.
I asked, still in awe of his casual nakedness, "You seriously coming to bed naked?"
"I told you I always sleep in the nude,"' he answered, looking at me, "I thought you said you did too."
"I thought you were kidding," I said.
"Nope," he shrugged, "I can't fall asleep with clothes on."
"Well, I'm not sure I can sleep with you naked," I countered.
"Don't worry," he said, "your tiny ass couldn't take my horse cock."
"Fuck you," I laughed, realizing my worry was silly. It was just a bed. It wasn't like anything was going to happen... we were two married men.
"If you want," he shrugged, "but I hope you brought lube."
"That's more a third night in the same bed thing, don't you think?" I laughed.
"Playing hard to get?" He questioned.
"I'm more than just a piece of ass," I joked, the conversation hilarious.
"Yes, you have a mouth too," he shot back, this time, oddly, not laughing.
Suddenly feeling this was getting too ridiculous, I said, which was true, "I'm exhausted."
"I'll take a rain check then," he joked, once again, as he grabbed the remote and shut off the television.
I closed my eyes and tried to sleep. To my surprise, my dick was hard, which confused me.
I let it calm itself down and crashed pretty hard.
In the morning, after Tyler showered, he walked around naked for a good fifteen minutes.
I sure wasn't looking, but it was hard not to see his dick as he walked around casually drinking coffee and watching last night's sports highlights.
He even talked to me while naked, completely oblivious to the awkwardness of it.
Eventually, he got dressed, and we headed out for breakfast before the conference started.
After a day of long, some good and some not so good sessions, Tyler said, "I need to hit a spa."
"Our hotel has one I think," I responded.
"No, I'm going to Steamworks. It's a ten minute taxi ride from here," he informed me looking at his phone.
"What is Steamworks?" I asked.
"Like the YMCA," he answered. "You should come. It's a great place to get some much needed release."