Author's Note:
This story contains forced exhibitionism, humiliation, and nonconsensual acts. All the characters are eighteen years of age or older
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Ace, Emerson, Diego, Sam, and I were all eating dinner after our last day of high school. We had decided to celebrate the occasion by going to our favorite burger place. It had amazing cheese fries, and there was a lot of outdoor seating, which was great for the early-June heat.
We were a bit of an odd bunch. I knew that other people must wonder what connected us when they saw the various members of our social group. Truth be told, we hadn't chosen one another; we had just fallen into place. Some of us had met through our parents, while others had been in the same elementary school classes years earlier.
Ace, whose real name was Alexander, was the free-spirited wannabe anarchist of the group; he hadn't met a social convention he didn't rebel against. Diego was the well-mannered, industrious type that you knew was going to have two-point-five kids one day. Sam was the raucous horn-ball athlete who was always hooking up with at least three different girls from our school. Finally, Emerson was my socially-inept, nerdy cousin.
I had always thought of myself as the bridge between the various personalities. I didn't hesitate to question authority when warranted, but I was still well-liked by all of my teachers. I was on the school's wrestling and football teams, and I managed to get straight A's. I didn't see myself as anything all that special at the time, which I think must be common for someone who has just crossed the threshold from adolescence to adulthood when they turn eighteen.
We had been talking about the commencement ceremony scheduled for the next day. Diego was discussing how his grandparents had flown in from Santiago, Chile so that they could celebrate the occasion. Ace was expressing his disdain for Jane Weston, who would be reading a poem she had written about "the issues facing today's youth." I'd had to agree that it sounded like the height of tedium.
My cousin Emerson was still brooding. He was upset with the final class rankings; he'd dropped from valedictorian to third in our cohort. He kept talking about how it was "the worst" ranking since both the valedictorian and salutatorian were recognized in the ceremony, whereas the person ranked third wasn't even mentioned. To make matters worse, I was the person who had edged him out for the title of salutatorian. He had always thought of me as a stereotypical dumb jock; I could tell he was embarrassed that his supposedly less-intelligent cousin had bested him.
"The ceremony is going to be so fucking boring tomorrow," Ace said. "It's going to be a whole bunch of cliches about how this is 'just the beginning' and how we should 'cherish the time we spent together.'"
"And we'll have to listen to the school band," Sam chimed in. "I never know what they're trying to play, but it always sounds like the noise a cat would make if it fell into a garbage disposal."
"It won't be all bad, guys," Diego countered. "Think about how happy our parents will be to watch us graduate."
I supposed that he was right. I knew that my parents would be attending, as well as my older brother, who was home from college. My mom kept bragging about my achievements to her friends. She kept introducing me as "
the athlete who is also at the top of his class
."
"I think we should do something crazy to celebrate tomorrow," Emerson said. "Something that we'll remember when we're old and boring."
"You're already boring," Sam joked.
I was slightly nonplussed; Emerson wasn't usually the one to suggest that we do anything carefree and wild. I wondered if maybe it was his attempt to distract himself from thinking about how he wouldn't be getting honored for his academic achievements at the ceremony.
"What were you thinking?" Ace asked.
"So, hear me out," Emerson began. "I figure that the ceremony is going to be a snooze. What if we do something that will make it more exciting? You know how they take the large group photo of all the graduating seniors in stadium bleachers after the ceremony? I think we should moon the camera."
Ace and Sam started cracking up. I wasn't as excited about the prospect; I was actually looking forward to the being able to be with my friends and parents without anything crazy happening.
"Fuck, yeah!" Ace exclaimed. "Think about all the parents getting the photo in the mail and seeing five asses in the top row of the bleachers when they go to search for their precious little kids in the crowd."
"The best part is that it will take months for the photos to arrive in the mail," Emerson added. "So, there won't be anything the principal can do if they find out it was us."
It did seem a little funny, to be honest, and it wouldn't be until after the ceremony was over. I was starting to think maybe it wouldn't derail the entire event; it could be a silly prank at the very end of the graduation. My group of friends did love a good prank.
"I had another idea, too," Emerson said. "We should just wear our boxers under our robes. It will make the boring ceremony a little more exciting. And it will be hilarious. We can pose for pics where we hike up our robes and show our legs, or we can unzip the front a little to show our chests."
"I don't know," Diego said. "I want some normal pictures from graduation too."
"That's the best part!" Emerson exclaimed. "When the robes are zipped all the way, nobody will be able to see anything. They zip up to the collar bone and extend down to the shins. We just need to wear some dress shoes and black socks pulled up over our calves."
"That's pretty funny," Sam added. "It will be like a final inside joke that only the five of us will know about."
"What do you guys think?" Emerson asked. "Are you in?"
"I think it sounds like a riot!" Ace replied.
"Me too," said Sam.
"Sure, let's go out with a bang," I said half-heartedly.
Diego looked a bit more tentative. He was biting his lip, as if he had to show that he was mulling over the idea. Eventually, he nodded.
It looked like we were all set for commencement. Not only would the ceremony allow us time to celebrate with our families and friends, it would give us another opportunity to bond over an epic prank.