In my room, we sat side by side with our backs against the headboard. He had his laptop on his lap, typing up an outline to our paper. We picked the Watergate Scandal to write our report on. We both found it interesting, as well as having a fair bit of prior knowledge going in. Several hours later, we took a break. Like boys of all ages are want to do, we shifted to life's more sensual pleasures.
"So, how is Mr. Muscles, the football jock, not dating anyone?"
He had his back propped up on the large wooden front of my four poster bed, which looked like a headboard for the foot of the bed. Nothing like passed down furniture. One arm was sprawled over the edge of the board while he used his left hand to twine a toothpick through his teeth. We had eaten some leftover chicken at one point. I rested on a mound of pillows against the headboard.
"Why do you keep calling me Mr. Muscles? I'm too slim. You seem to think I'm a linebacker."
"At least it's not a lineman."
"That much weight wouldn't work well with my height."
"No it wouldn't. The slim and trim thing works for you, but you've got more muscle than me. Thus, you are muscle boy to me. Too short to be muscle man." He laughed.
"Thanks for the confidence booster. Remind me never to ask you for a compliment."
"You still didn't answer my question."
"What question? Why am I single?"
He nodded, his hand motioning for me to continue.
"Well, Stacey Peterson and I broke up early into the summer break, as I'm sure you remember."
"I heard she gave you the clap." He smiled at this. Bastard.
"She most certainly did not! The only thing that bitch gave me was endless torment. She spread so many rumors about me that three-quarters of the ladies won't even talk to me anymore. The other quarter are in the band."
This seemed to intrigue him.
"What kind of rumors?" He leaned forward slightly, as well as pausing in his toothpick escapades.
"Well, for starters, she told them I was standoffish. Apparently, I didn't pay her enough attention."
"She is quite annoying. If you gave me a choice between soaking my balls in ice water for five minutes or being alone in a room with her for an hour, I'd be sitting in front of a heater after six minutes." We both laughed. Honestly, I hadn't had this much fun just talking to someone in a long time.
"I couldn't stand how self-centered she was. Hell, she still is. Everything with her is me, me, me with no room for anyone else. She would unload every little thing she went through that day onto me. At once. It was fucking intolerable. If I even tried to tell her how my day went, something that happened at practice or someone I talked to, she would just cut me off with 'That's nice honey.' And then keep talking about whatever she was on about."
Richey chuckled along, eyes holding mine.
"That's why you've been ostracized from the females?"
"She told them I'm gay too."
He started to choke, on air I presume, coughing several times. When he recovered he looked up at me in shock.
"I'm sorry, do what now?"
"She told everyone who would listen that I'm gay." I stated simply. "Apparently, wanting to take it slow and not fucking her when she practically begged me to on several occasions was a dead giveaway in her book."
"How long did ya'll date?"
"Six months." Worse six months of my life. I'd rather spray water on a hornet's nest than spend another day listening to her rant about her enemy's list. Cheerleaders are cutthroat. They hold grudges like the IRS. I once heard her tell me about some chick who had fucked her over in the fifth grade. The fifth grade! Something about an argument over whose makeup was better, back in that time period when girls had just started being allowed to wear it. Anyway, thanks to this moment of impudence on the other girl's part, Stacey blackballed her from the cheerleading squad three years later.
"Ethan, Ya there hoss?"
"Huh- Oh yeah, I'm fine. Where were we?"
"Something about you're gay because you didn't fuck Stacey Peterson."
"Yeah, enough of that. What about you?"
"You actually want to hear about my love life?"
"Seems only fair."
He stared at me for a moment, seemingly arriving at some conclusion.
"Fuck, you're serious about this. Okay. Just remember, you asked." He sat up straight while crossing his legs Indian style. "So this one time, at band camp-"
I threw a pillow at him.
"Shut up and tell me you asshole." We both laughed. He seemed to know when to break the tension.
"Well, I dated this guy from Woodrow High last year for a while."
I sat stunned for a moment. He kept talking for a sentence or so before looking at me with concern.
"You dated a guy?"
"Yeaaaah... I am gay. Maybe you forgot? I didn't think the head trauma stuff would affect you so early. Is football really that dangerous?"
"Shut up," I said between giggles. My face was no doubt bright red. "I thought those were just rumors."
He shrugged his shoulders. "People have called me gay, queer-boy, queen, and faggot since they found out what those words meant. When I found out what it meant, I didn't even know I was gay, I just knew those people were assholes." He looked in my eyes, as if to challenge me.
"You'll get no argument from me."
He visibly relaxed.
"I can't believe you didn't know." He shook his head as he muttered this.
I scratched my arm, unsure of what to say.
"It doesn't matter. You're a great dude, I'm cool. None of the rest matters."
His smile could've lit up a city. Part of him looked on the verge of tears while another looked happy beyond belief, the two emotions in a terf war on his face.
"Did your father know?"
"Who says father?"
"I do."
"Yeah, he knew. My mother," Said in a seriously shitty British accent, "Knows as well."