Strangely, my wife did not throw me out of the house after catching me in the middle of two hard cocks at the annual Firefighter's picnic. I tried to talk to her about it, but she would just smile enigmatically and say she wasn't sure how she felt about it yet. In the meantime, she was perfectly pleasant with me, if a tiny bit aloof. After a few weeks, I started thinking that maybe the other shoe would never actually drop. The only fly in the ointment was that she was "too tired" for the next three weeks. We had had gaps like that before, though, and I wasn't going to push it.
A month had gone by when my wife Myra said to me, "Honey, could you clean up the back yard? I invited a few friends over for a barbecue." Nothing unusual there; we had a nice deck and a nice back yard, and our friends were a gregarious bunch.
That Saturday, I was getting ready and I asked Myra who was showing up. "Oh, the usual crowd" she said. "Those are fine. No need to dress up", she said, nodding at the lightweight Tai Chi pants I was wearing.
I watched in growing unease as the crowd came in. There was Pam and her boyfriend Luke, and Liz and her husband Bill. You see, Pam and Liz had been the ones standing at my wife's side when they saw me naked and sandwiched between two beefy firemen, one hose blasting into my mouth and another in my ass. There was also Donna and Rex, who were not there that day -- but Rex was also a member of that VFD. It was a small town, and I had to figure that everybody and their grandmother knew the intimate details by now. People are polite in my neighborhood, however, and nobody smirked or said anything untoward as I did my host duties and got everyone fed.
As usual, the men congregated around the cooking beef while the women caught up on things in the kitchen. The girl giggles seemed unusually raucous this time, and Rex was the first to say something.
"Man, all our ladies are looking extra-fine tonight. It's killing me, because Donna has been unavailable more than usual lately."
"You too?" Bill put in. "Liz has been really affectionate, but then she stiff-arms me. I could swear she was teasing me on purpose." Luke just nodded ruefully.
Myra and the girls came out with a tray of Budweisers. Their faces were still bright from all the laughing. When Myra neared us with the beers, I got a shock. She was wearing a new and snug pair of bluejeans, and as I looked down I saw a large bulge right where a bulge shouldn't be. Bill wasn't looking, but I saw Luke's eyes get very wide before he suppressed a grin.
Strangely, none of the women seemed to even notice Myra's huge boner. They just kept making small talk through the meal as if nothing was amiss, and the boys were obliged to keep up. Nobody wanted to be the first to mention the unmentionable.
Finally, after the meal (which came out perfectly), we all sat around on the porch relaxing, telling jokes, and laughing. The jokes got bawdier, and finally Rex had enough beer to break the ice.
"So Myra, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" he said in a slightly slurred voice.
Myra leaned back lewdly and stroked her bulge. "That depends on how friendly you're prepared to be."
Rex held up his hands in mock surrender. "Not my thing, Myra. Besides, I think Tom should get first dibs." At this everyone laughed, and I felt my face get hot. Myra was making my recent adventure the topic of conversation, and everyone was in on the joke but me.
