He was getting close, and Lois showed no signs of stopping. She was riding his sodden shaft like she was riding a bucking bronco, except he lay utterly still. Her bouncing breasts drove him crazy. He wanted so much to explode right inside her, but he couldn't.
"Stop, Lois."
"Almost there. Just a little β"
He lifted her off his penis with utmost care and set her down. Seeing her glaring at him beneath her halo of disheveled hair, he tried to apologize. "Lois, I'm sorry, but I just can't. You'll get hurt."
"Stow it, Superman! It's been a year! A whole fucking year without satisfaction. Each time we get close, you pull this you'll-get-hurt bullshit. I need a man who can go the distance, a man who'll stick around till the grand finale. I'm tired of these mid-show exits of yours."
"Lois, I'm sorry β"
"Just go!"
In less than a second, Superman was fully clothed and flying full speed northward. Truth be told, he was angry with Lois. She was so absorbed with her own frustrated needs she couldn't consider that the man she claimed to love was beyond frustration. His balls hurt. His penis was raw and throbbing. Every muscle in his body was tensed for being on the brink of orgasm for too long.
He landed on the frozen wastelands of the far north. The steam from his hot body was whisked away by the gales. Over a hundred feet way, he spotted a jagged outcropping of packed snow and ice rising a dozen feet above the flat terrain.
"It'll do," he whispered to himself.
Superman pulled down his tight pants and began jerking. His big strong hand moved along his cock at an inhuman speed. The long, thick shaft burned red, heated from the friction. The massive mushroom head seemed to glow like molten iron. His nuts, each a handful, bounced furiously.
"Oh, yeah. Come on! I need this," he spurred himself.
He sank gradually into the melting snow. The heated air around him shimmered in the sunlight. With a roar, Superman erupted. His ejaculate exploded out from his cock at supersonic speeds. The percussive shockwaves disturbed snow and ice. His penis was a bazooka and each shot of semen a rocket. Each shot crashed into the jagged outcropping he had spotted. The outcropping blew up into fragments until nothing but scattered remnants were left. As the debris settled, steam could be seen rising where his fluids were melting through the ice.
Superman composed himself, tucking his still hard cock back into his pants. He walked slowly over to the steaming holes in the ice. Already the holes were a few inches deep. Twin laser beams shot from his eyes and destroyed his seed. He couldn't leave them for a scheming mastermind to find.
He felt better but not satisfied. He sighed, resigned to a life without sexual satisfaction. His nuts will always ache, and somehow he'll have to get used it.
On his flight back to Metropolis, his ears caught the dying screams of a man hundreds of miles to the southwest. The man's screams were followed by another and another. He changed course and arrived at a ghastly scene seconds later.
A small warehouse of cinder blocks was slowly being consumed by a green radioactive ooze. Superman approached cautiously; he was always cautious with shiny green things. His x-ray vision revealed nothing but green ooze inside the warehouse. Nothing remained of the men whose screams he had heard. As he neared the green ooze, he could feel a queasiness in his guts. His muscles twitched, yet he felt no loss of strength.
"Lex!" he swore quietly.
With his icy breath, Superman froze the radioactive ooze, fusing it with the cinder blocks and the ground. He dove into the earth as though it were water. A large bowl made of dirt and rock, containing the frozen ooze and warehouse, rose into the air. Superman carried it into space, hurling it toward the distant sun.
"What are you up to, Lex?" Superman demanded of his nemesis as he flew onto the penthouse terrace.
"Hello, Superman. Nice of you to drop in. I was just having a cup of tea and reading a book," Lex replied genteelly, lounging in his silk robe on a chaise longue. "A sentimental love story. Quite silly and yet deeply moving."
"I heard some men screaming and discovered your lab, Lex. The men are dead. Nothing remains of them," Superman said angrily as he stepped through the open French doors into the living room. "Trying your hand at making kryptonite?"
"I suppose I can't blame you for thinking I'm responsible. But alas, I am not. Besides, what reason would I have to create kryptonite after my previous failed attempts?"
"Oh, I don't know, to kill me perhaps?"
"Tsk, tsk. Do try to remember that I did that once already. It took a long time for you to return."
"You're not one to give up, Lex. You almost succeeded in killing me once. I find it hard to believe you've lost interest."
Lex sighed and ran a hand across the smooth dome of his head. He closed his book and tossed it carelessly onto the floor. He fixed his dark eyes on Superman.
"You must think I hate you, Superman. Oh, I admit I did hate you at first. Always interfering in my plans. Destroying years of research. Making me dish out a lot of money to buy my way out of prison. You didn't play nice for a newbie in town.