At Eighteen years and three months old my mind only ever focused on two things. Football and sex. Not that I was having any sex. Some of my friends were no longer virgins well they claimed not to be, but word on the around town was that putting my dick into a vagina would solve all my problems.
My best friend Trim and I were in the same boat. All we wanted to do was fuck a girl, but none of the girls we knew wanted to let us anywhere near them. It was a constant topic of conversation between us, and Trim was always imagining ways to simulate sex - he got caught fucking a water melon with a hole carved into it, he spoiled a packet of chicken fillets when he put them in a sandwich bag and tried to fuck them. You name it he tried to put his dick into it. I wasn't nearly as adventures a bottle of hand cream was a far as I went.
One night Trims brother Dave was having a party at his flat and we were going. As the party was winding down some of the guys were sitting in the living room talking about sex. These guys were all in their late twenties. One of them told a story of how he met this girl in a bar and got her home. Only then did she admit that she was on her moons (on her period) and that her pussy was out of action.
She suggested that they try up the "browner." He regaled us on how amazing it was to fuck her ass, claiming that it was much better than pussy, because as he put it, "she can't get pregnant."
So he didn't ned a rubber. He just lubed her up with baby oil and slipped in. Of course all this talking about sex gave the eighteen year old virgins boners and soon Trim and I became the subject of ridicule.
A couple of days later I was over at Trims playing his xbox, when he asked me if I remembered the sex conversation from the party. Of course I did.
Tentatively he said, "You know I have been thinking about what Rod was talking about." I paused the game and looked at him.
"About fucking the girls ass." I blushed and grinned at him. We had been best friends since either of us could remember, but I still got embarrassed talking about sex with him. Even though it's about the only thing we talk about these days.
"Yea, I think we could try it." He offered.
"What! We can't even get a girl to kiss us never mind fuck her in the ass." I stated making him laugh a nervous laugh before bashfully saying.
"No with each other." I was startled by this. Although we talked a lot about sex and we even jerked off in the same room as each other. He made it clear that we would never touch each other because as he put it, "That would be gay." Now here he was suggesting that we fuck each other.
"Sounds a bit gay Trim." O said trying to judge his true feelings. He reluctantly agreed with me and that was that. For a few days.
Terrance Griffith was the local arsehole. He was a bully and a cunt, thankfully no one liked him. But word went round that Terrance had fucked a girl. One day he cornered me as usual and started hurling insults my way. It never normally bothered me but when he rubbed the fact that I was a virgin in my face I exploded. I managed to punch him on the nose, I'm not sure if I broke it but it was bleeding. Unfortunately all that did was give Terrence an excuse to easily kick my ass.
It was the last week of collage before summer, so they let me off with a warning. My mum went ballistic and I got grounded for 2 weeks. When my incarceration was over I met with Trim as usual at his house.
"Lets do it." I almost screamed.
"Do what?" Trim said taken by surprise by my opening gambit.
"I cant have that cunt Terrence rub my nose in the fact that I'm still a virgin. So let's do it so I'm not." I reasoned
Trim looked surprised but he was also wary that he might have the wrong idea. So he wanted me to spell it out. "Bobby, what do you want to do?"
I hesitated a little I didn't want to be the one to say "Please Trim let me fuck you in the ass.", but I wanted so badly to lose this weight hanging around my neck. So I closed my eyes and meekly said, "You know, what you said about what Rod said."
He smiled at last he knew that we were talking about the same thing. But he wanted to make me squirm, I had unintentionally hurt him when I insinuated that it was gay.
"I thought it was a bit gay bobby, now you want my hard on in your ass." His grin was telling, I knew that he was purposefully be a prick.