Okay. That was not how it was supposed to go. Not at all.
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Yesterday, I was discussing with my roommate, Dan, the topic of girls and I admitted that I'd never actually had sex - or even kissed one before. I just told all our mates that I had. He didn't laugh at me or anything, though; we have known each other since our first year of school. That was back when he was getting teased for not having any lunch money and I told the others to stop. Then they started to tease me as well. Those years were fucked. Anyway, he told me that he was going out tomorrow, which is to say, today now, and that I should try and prepare for a night I would never forget. I think that he's going to set me up tonight. I really hope he is.
It's around 6pm now, and I'm about to take a shower. He told me to be ready by 6:30pm, so I guess it's going to have to be a quick one. That's fine by me; I'm getting really excited about tonight, just thinking about how kind it is of Dan to do this for me. Wait. That's not what I should be getting excited about. I get into the shower, thinking about what my priorities are and just what's going to happen tonight. Oh man, this is going to be great! I turn the water off, and step out of the shower, realizing that I forgot a towel. I check the clock on the wall, which reads 6:25. Few! Enough time to dry and put some clothes on. Lucky I brushed my teeth earlier. I walk out of the bathroom, and find my roommate in the living room, alone.
"Put some clothes on, man", Dan says to me, smirking and covering his eyes.
Thank god he didn't make it any more awkward then that could have been, but I wonder where the girls are? He's obviously got some sort of plan worked out. In the bedroom I dry off then I look through my clothes and throw on some underwear, a nice pair of jeans and a flannelette shirt. This will do.