"Are you still watching Netflix?"
Paul blushed at the implied judgement from the TV screen, and looked over at Craig, his housemate, who was mindlessly scrolling through his phone. Another wild Friday night in lockdown.
"Fuck, I'm sick of staying home, man." Paul grumbled as Craig looked up at him. "Feels like it's been months since we've been out anywhere. When are they going to open the bars again?"
Craig shook his head sadly. "I know, man. I used to think the odd weekend at home was a relief, but now...I just need to get out!"
"Jesus, remember how we used to complain about not being able to meet any women?" Paul asked. "At least we knew women existed then. Now, I don't think I even know what they look like outside of porn! Even Tinder's just for awkward video wanks now."
"I know, right?" Craig chuckled. "Now my right arm's the only part of me that's getting any exercise."
"Well, speaking of that, I'm going to head for bed. It's getting late anyway. I'll see you tomorrow, huh."
Paul got up from the couch and wandered dejectedly down the hall to the bathroom.
"Night, mate." Craig called after him as he turned back to his phone.
As he brushed his teeth, Paul tried to work out how long it had been since he'd gotten laid. He'd already been in a dry spell before lock down started back in March, so it was....ages!
He climbed naked into bed, and flicked through his favourite website, searching for some porn worth watching. After 20 minutes he finally settled on something, which gave him the vague feeling he'd seen it before. Feeling tired now, he had a quick, goal-oriented wank, and shot a lonely load onto his belly.
Grabbing his T-shirt off the floor to clean up with, he heard the rhythmic knocking of bed against wall that signalled Craig was pursuing a similar pastime. Making a mental note, once again, to tell Craig to pull his bed away from the wall, he rolled over to go to sleep, just as a grunting climax sounded from next door.
Paul woke the next morning with a stretch and a scratch before heading to the bathroom for a piss that seemed to never end. He made his way down the hallway in his boxers and singlet, desperate for some caffeine to wake him up a little.
Craig was already up, sitting at the table with some toast and a steaming coffee in front of him.
"There's some coffee in the plunger." He offered Paul who gratefully poured it into a mug.
He sat opposite Craig, his head resting on his hand as his mental faculties slowly started to respond to the stimulating caffeine.
"Listen, I've been thinking." Paul groaned inwardly as Craig launched into another of his great ideas. It was far too early for this kind of enthusiasm!
Craig continued, oblivious to Paul's mental eyeroll. "This pandemic is fucked! We've been stuck in this apartment for months now, only going out to work or shop. I haven't gotten laid in months, and I don't think you have either."
He gave Paul a sideways look to gauge his reaction before continuing.
"I'd give just about anything to get my dick sucked right now. If some chick asked me home from the pub and told me I had to suck off some dude before she'd blow me, I'd kneel down, shut my eyes and open wide. Anything for a blow job, right?"
"Fuckin-A, man." Paul couldn't help but agree. It'd been so long since anyone other than himself had touched his cock that he'd do just about anything to make it happen.
"Well... if you feel that way, and I feel that way, why don't we just make that happen?"
Paul looked up at him, a confused look on his face.
"Look man, if you've got some chick hiding in your bedroom that willing to suck me off, just say the word."
"Nah, man, you're not getting it." Craig explained. "We're both willing to suck someone's cock in exchange for getting a blow job ourselves, so why not just suck each other off?"
Paul immediately started to protest, but Craig spoke over him, quickly.
"Wait, wait, wait, just let me explain." He rushed ahead. "It's nothing gay or anything, just a simple transaction. We'd have to be very clear about it. If we're totally wasted, it'd be no big deal. I'd just have to put up with your dick in my mouth for a bit, and then I'd get to have the blow job I've been missing for so long. Whoever got blown first would have to repay the favour within a week. It's just a simple arrangement."
Paul stared at him, waiting for him to start laughing or to indicate that he was joking. Craig returned his gaze without blinking. Logically it made sense, but could he really suck someone else's cock?
"I don't know if I could do it, mate." Paul shook his head. "I've barely even seen you naked and you want me to suck your cock?"
"Mate, this is a pandemic! It's a global emergency. We're all having to do things we wouldn't normally do. No one would ever find out, and as soon as we're out of lockdown, we can get out and fuck all the chicks we want. But for now, maybe we just need to help each other out."
Paul was shocked to realise that Craig was sounding convincing. How could he even be contemplating this? It just seemed too crazy. He'd never so much as touched another bloke's dick let alone put it in his mouth.
"Look," Craig continued, "We'd obviously need to break the ice a bit and get more comfortable together. Why don't we just start it slow. We've got no plans tonight, obviously, so let's get raging drunk and watch some porn together."
"I'm not making any promises, but I'll see how I feel tonight. I'm still waiting for you to tell me you're kidding to be honest."
"No way I'm kidding." Craig sounded earnest. "It's been fucking months, and I need some sort of sex that doesn't involve my right hand. Let's just get some drinks for tonight and see what happens."
The rest of the day passed even more slowly than usual, as Paul waited with anticipation for the coming evening. He couldn't tell if he was more disgusted or turned on by the whole idea.
The thought of finally getting his dick sucked, after such a long time, was the most enticing thought he'd had in a long time. But how could he possibly suck Craig's cock? What would it even taste like? The very thought of it made him want to rinse his mouth out.
It was hard to deny the slight twitch in his boxer's though as he considered such a taboo act.