An old box television blares over an uninspiring dining room table.
Agent Luskin, still masked with the respirator, rummages and finds a manila dossier, pulls out a stack of papers, and squares them up on the table.
"Let me fill you in because you can't keep up with the amount of shit out there anymore," Luskin says.
On screen, a blonde with a plastic smile reads off a teleprompter.
"...but there is some good news. A few Force Six members were dispatched to Puerto Rico providing much needed relief. Chief D.E.I. Officer Martin Thoreau tells us that the people of San Juan have nothing to fear. Our press filmed these heroes: White Arrow-"
A heartthrob wearing white spandex carries some sandbags into the waters of the Caribbean.
He slings a bow and quiver with arrows that look suspiciously tipped with semen.
"Aloise-Miguel Peron has embezzled twenty-three million dollars within the past year," Luskin says, passing me a sheet of paper with a small photo of White Arrow.
"-Palaemon-"
A hunk dons nothing but a Speedo, accentuating his lean core, his vascular triceps, and the generous package that wraps around his pelvis. He gyrates his hips while balancing on a surfboard.
"Daniel Thoreau. Flooded half of goddamn NOLA while the D.E.I. blamed it on a tropical storm," Luskin says, sliding another paper.
"Thoreau? As in Martin Thoreau?" I ask.
"How do you think he covered it up?"
"-The Minotaur-"
A burly, colossal minotaur, with large protruding horns erupting from a furred face. A fuzzy line of fur travels between beefy pecs and a bloated eight-pack before trailing behind a shaggy loincloth just long enough to mask a swinging throbbing horse-dick. The Minotaur balances a few sandbags on his biceps.
"We don't know his name. He killed eighty-four people by our estimates," Luskin says. "Can you move your cock? You're leaking all over my papers."
Through my briefs and my shorts some secretions leaked through fabric and onto the table while I was standing. I quickly sit down and peel my eyes away from the raunchy midriff on screen.
"Why can't these be electronic files anyways? And who the hell are these people?"
Luskin makes a shushing motion.
"-Sarakiel-"
A demon with a bodybuilder physique waves his arms, allowing his delts and biceps to ripple. Angelic wings unfurl from a toned back, beating with energy. A small halo shimmers above his head. He's covered only chainmail shorts that bounce heftily as Sarakiel takes steps forward.
"Dante McInnis. Tax fraud."
"-and Black Essence."
The blonde on screen bites her lip, no-doubt thinking of fingerblasting herself to the lewd photos shown.
A black reaper's cloak unfurls over a well-built body. Underneath, black fabric stretches thinly over a massive chest revealing protruding nipples, towering quads bursting with energy, blocky biceps and precision-cut abs. A metal belt covers most of his crotch, but the imprint of a cockhead is visible just above the knee. Visible black smoke wafts from his groin, engulfing and cooling the air around him. The smoke passes through his veiled face, under around his raw, shimmering triceps, and back into the bulging mass below.
"Grayson Park. He's clean," Luskin says. "Correction, we haven't found anything yet. But take a look at all these."
Luskin gestures at the still sizable stack of profile papers.
"Who's we?"
"We. Small group of professionals, whistleblowers, ex-D.E.I., whatever. United under a common goal."
"And I'm expected to take down the hundreds or thousands of Enhanced, including all of these which no one's ever heard of?"
Luskin turns and stares at my groin, which took a liking to Black Essence.
"Yes. Now I get to ask you a question. Why have you been unregistered this whole time?"
"As an Enhanced? I didn't know I was Enhanced. I didn't know I was the son of ... uh ..."
"Aphrodite."
"Right."
"Where's your biological father?"
"I thought he was dead like my mother when I was four."
"And nothing seemed out of the ordinary? Cock size? Superhuman pheromones that completely paralyze the Unenhanced and renders them into brainfucked cumseekers? Insatiable regenerative cum?"
"I never noticed any of that because I only exposed it when I changed or showered. Which was done in private."
"What else don't we know about your abilities?"
My phone rings.
"Hello?"
"Yeah, I'm calling from the hospital," Finn says. "Hey, after whatever the hell happened, I thought you'd at least come stop by. Where are you?"
"Are you okay?"
"I'm doing okay now. You should've seen the look on the doctors' faces when I first arrived. They've never seen one person cum so much. I just kept going and going, I think they stowed away bucketfuls. My cock is still hot and throbbing, but it hurts in a good way."
"Yeah-"
Luskin snatches my phone and hangs up.
"Who was that?"
"My friend back in New York. We-"
"You gotta stay more vigilant. Things get tapped, Cato. Don't think you could cum all over New York City without being seen. I'm surprised someone hasn't shown up here yet."
I look at him.
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Earlier
After recouping strength, Satsuma transports us to an abandoned soccer field. We try to shake off the cum from our fuck-session, licking off the hard-to-get spots. Splattering sounds as the grass below is dotted with sperm.
"You wanna help me take down Fitzgerald and his posse, then you've got to learn how to use this first," he points at my dick. "What can you do?"
"I-I don't know."
"Seduce me."
"What?"
"Seduce me!"