Part 2 -- College Buddies
A few weeks later, I was hanging out at my friend Jess' off-campus apartment. Jess lived with another guy, Robert that he had known since high school. Robert was straight, Jess was gay and as I mentioned earlier kind of a slut. That wasn't my style, I didn't talk much about my sexual encounters, but it was all he talked about. I didn't mind that in a friend, but I could never have dated him, even though he made it pretty clear he wanted me.
The three of us pretty much became best friends, constantly hanging out. I liked morning classes to get them out of the way, so I would get up early, go to class, do homework, and by the time I was done, they were getting out of class and wanted to go grab dinner or drinks somewhere, it was perfect. It was even better when I was younger cause they were both older than me, so they could buy drinks and bring them back to the apartment.
Robert was fairly good looking. Tall at about 6'02" with dark hair and eyes. He worked out a little so he had nice arms and a decent chest and flat stomach. But he never quite got past his 90s grunge phase. Jess wasn't bad looking either, maybe 6 feet tall with dirty blond hair that he occasionally spiked like a dinosaur horn. He never went to the gym but he ate well and he had a physical job so he was slim. He had light grey eyes which I always thought was cool because I had never met anyone with grey eyes until after high school.
This was about the same time that streaming movies was becoming a thing for the first time. One night we streamed some crazy horror movie and all got drunk. We had a great time laughing at the stupid parts and jumping at the legitimately scary parts. We were doing shots for no reason other than we were young and having fun, so we were wasted.
After the movie was over, Robert said he was going to sleep, but we asked him to show us how to work the device he streamed movies on. I'm pretty sure it was illegal and he was pirating them, but we didn't really care. He showed us and we started looking through other movies to watch. We came across the LGBT genre and started laughing because at that point none of us had ever even heard of a gay movie before. All three of us kicked back on the couch and drunkenly laughed at the descriptions of various gay movies. Most of them looked terrible, but Jess and I decided we wanted to watch one for fun, so we clicked it and started it up.
As we were all drunk and laughing, somehow this led to a similar conversation that John and I had a few weeks ago. With Robert not understanding what made us think that men were sexy, and him trying to convince us that there is nothing sexier than a hot thin blonde. He turned off the movie and hooked up his laptop to the big screen. He turned on a porno of exactly that, some hot thin blonde who was having sex with a non-descript dude that didn't matter because the camera was always on her and not him. Jess and I both booed which made him laugh. He switched it off and found another example of a porn he liked, this time it was two girls and a guy, and it featured a crazy close up of the two girls sucking his dick at the same time.
Now obviously I'm gay, and so is Jess, so the girls weren't doing anything for us but I can get on board with two people sucking a dick at the same time.
Jess and I both agreed that it was hot, but not for the same reason as Robert. "I just like to close my eyes and imagine these two hot girls are sucking my big dick at the same time." Robert said.
"I've seen your dick, it's not that big!" Jess blurted.
"It's bigger than yours!" Robert laughed. "And you've never seen it hard."
"That you know of," Jess laughed. Robert laughed back. At that moment I was kind of jealous, I had my tolerable but crappy roommate and here these two were who were best friends and got to spend all their time together.
"Why have you even seen his dick?" I asked, trying to laugh it off but legitimately curious.
"Oh no reason," Jess said, almost giggling. And when I raised my eyebrows he continued. "You know like if he has to get up to pee in the middle of the night and doesn't want to bother to put on shorts."
The two blonde chicks continued to suck the hunk's dick on the screen in the background as I turned to Robert "And why have you seen his dick?"
Robert smiled, a cheeky look in his eyes. "Oh you know," He laughed. "Same reason."
"NO!" Jess blurted, drunk. "He likes to watch." He stage-whispered so everyone could hear him.
"Oh my god, that was one time!" Robert yelled and threw the remote control at Jess.
"You seriously watched him have sex?" I asked.
"It was one time with a crazy hot guy, you remember Alex?" Jess said.
"You hooked up with him?" I asked. Alex was some guy we all hung out with once or twice a while back.
Jess nodded and laughed. "Damn" I said. "If I lived with someone who had watched me have sex, I would just walk around naked all the time, I mean who cares."
"I mean sometimes we do when you're not here." Jess said.
"Don't let me stop you." I said.
"I just sleep naked." Robert said.
"Yeah me too." Jess said.
"Damn, I wish I could sleep naked." I said. "I asked John about it when he first moved in and he was not on board. I sleep in my boxer-briefs though and that's not too bad."
"Fuck that." Robert said. "Just stay here and sleep naked on the couch or something."
