I work the beaches in Orange County. That's my territory, and very rich territory it is, too. Los Angeles, just a few miles to the north, is often lucrative as well, but risky, and too crowded for my taste. The takings are easier and more consistent on the beaches from Newport to Seal Beach in OC, so that's where I have set up shop, so to speak.
So what's my business? Well it's simple. I suck dick. And I'm damned good at it, if I do say so myself. My regulars call me Magic Mouth, and it's true, too. I look like a surfer, with my long blonde hair worn in dreadlocks, my blue eyes and my slim waist. Just between you and me, though, it's all an act. I'm actually from the west side of Chicago, and just moved here a little over a year ago. I've found that if you act stoned and throw in enough "dudes" and "gnarlys," nobody will know you're not a real wave rider.
I spotted him from about 50 yards away. He was a middle aged white guy with gold, wire-frame glasses, wearing a ridiculous Hawaiian shirt. I mean, come on, if you wanted to visit Hawaii you should have just done it. Don't come here and prance around on a beach in Southern California in a loud blue shirt that shouts "tourist." I figured this loser was good for a quick forty and I was soon to be proved right.
As I made my approach, I tried to figure out which of my bait lines would work best on him. Ran out of gas? Pregnant girlfriend? Dead grandmother? In the end, I said the hell with it and just went with the direct approach. As I got near him, I reached out and rubbed the crotch of his Bermuda shorts and said simply, "suck your dick?" As it happens, he was ripe, and we were soon on the way to the men's room to do the deed.
The guy, although married, had apparently not had a blowjob in a while. I sat on the john and had him stand in front of me with his pants pulled down around his ankles. I put his skinny white dick in my mouth and it wasn't two minutes before he was shooting his load. Easiest forty I had all day.
I had him leave first, you know, so it wouldn't look so suspicious, and then I left a few minutes later. I was looking around for my next mark when I felt a strong hand on my shoulder. "That's enough for today, son." I turned around to find a cop standing there and knew immediately that I was busted. He was about 6'2", and had every bit the real surfer body that I had a fake one. Short fair hair in a crew cut, green eyes, and so ripped his muscles were popping out of his blue uniform shirt. I couldn't help but feel jealous of his natural tan, which looked so much nicer than the sorry looking thing I had gotten from lying in a tanning booth in the spring.
"Let's you and me take a trip downtown."
"What's the problem, officer? I was just taking a leak."
"Yeah sure you were," he said. "I was in the next stall while you were sucking his dick. I'm bringing you in on a soliciting charge."
I didn't know what to say after that, and discretion being the better part of valor, I decided to say nothing. He turned me around and told me to put my hands behind my back, while he slapped the cuffs on me. The walk to the cop car was long and depressing, and I started to have second thoughts about coming out here to sunny Southern California to make my fortune. He opened the rear door and put his hand on top of my head so that I wouldn't bang it against the roof of the car while I was getting in. Like that was going to happen. I'm only about 5'7", and never came close to hitting the doorframe as I got into the back seat of my black and white chariot.