[The following story, characters, and events are a work of fiction. All characters portrayed in this work - both directly and indirectly in both sexual and non-sexual contexts - are of the ages eighteen and above.]
- S.A. -
PROLOGUE:
To:
You
From:
A Friend <Email Address Unobtainable>
Subject:
Make your wildest dreams come true.
Do you ever watch the news or scroll through your Instagram feed, and it makes you sick the outrageous things people buy with money? Magnificent mansions, sports cars, breast implants and lip injections. It's true that you can buy almost anything with money. Almost.
But where money falls short, you always have your soul up to bargain.
Did you know that there's a hot commodity for souls in the Underworld this very moment? Demons are offering the most bang for your buck as they're groveling towards meeting their end-of-the-year quotas!
Money. Power. Women. Men. Anything you could want in this mortal world.
Let's be real. Having a soul is overrated anyways...
File Attached:
[Ceremony Instructions.pdf]
CHAPTER ONE:
Aspiration
I was going to die.
Not literally, of course. But figuratively, mentally, symbolically dying. The papers comprising of numbers, graphs, and equations seemed endless as I penned away at answers. I was lost in my own little world of derivatives until I was interrupted with a nudge on the arm, "He's cute!" The pang of hot breath flashed across my ear.
Sighing heavily, writing out the last of my calculations, I tried my best to look inconspicuous as I slowly lifted my gaze from the textbook and across the library. Sitting at the next table over was an Asian boy--twunkish build, his hair dyed a light blonde with his dark roots showing, a little bit of acne but nothing too bad. I shrugged, "He has a cute nose."
"His nose!?" Voice cracking with disbelief, "You're staring at his nose!?"
Rolling my eyes and getting back to my schoolwork, I barely had a minute to continue my calculus problems before I was once again interrupted, "Hottie! Two o' clock!"
The lead on my pencil snapping, I slowly brought my eyes up to where they were being directed. It was Trevor George - a mouthwatering black boy who made my English class so much more tolerable. Dressed in his football uniform, his bulging muscles were accentuated under layers of nylon and those pants firmly hugged his huge bubble butt. But I resigned myself, "He's straight." I sighed.
"Straight or not, that boy is
serving cake
for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner!"
I loudly shushed him for making such a crass comment out in the open in the quiet halls of the library. Raising an immaculately plucked eyebrow and throwing up a tattooed hand, Andras laughed, "What? They can't hear me!"
"Well unfortunately,
I
can!" I responded through clenched teeth, "And I don't want to risk anyone else hearing you say something stupid!"
Andras rolled his deep dark eyes, his plump lips forming a smirk as he stood up from his seat and crawled onto the table, "What're you doing!" I tried to contain myself as he firmly planted his feet on the table and stood straight up.
Cupping his hands around his mouth as a makeshift loudspeaker, "Excuse me, everyone! If I could have your attention, please!"
Yanking the cuff of his pants, "Andras!" I pleaded desperately.
"I would just like to bring to everyone's attention that my good friend, JesΓΊs Milagros!" He pointed directly at me, "Is the proud new owner of a ten-inch donkey dick!"
I buried my face in my hands in pure embarrassment and terror, "That's right!" He continued unphased, "Not eight inches, not nine inches, but
ten inches of spicy Mexican chorizo!
Now JesΓΊs is in desperate need for a slutty boy to help him test it out!"
Shooting his hand into the air, "Any takers!?"
No response.
Everyone's head was still buried in their books or eyes glued to the screens of their respective devices. Regardless, my face was a beat red as Andras crawled down from atop the table and took his seat back, "See? No one cares!" He assured me with a pat on the back.
I took another glance around the room to the entire library continuing their normal activities, unaware that Andras had announced to the entire library that I was packing an abnormally large schlong between my legs. I faced to the demon sitting at my right, "You're an asshole."
"But you still love me, right?" He made a kissy face.
To be fair, as far as following random instructions on the internet went, this wasn't the
worst
thing that could've happened. After all, it had been a very formal meeting, about as formal as you could get summoning a demon from the underworld. Andras was understanding, cordial, and understood my requests. After a quick chat with the Man Downstairs, he came back with a simple offer - double the size of my cock and a promise to help me lose my virginity in exchange for my soul.