It was Sunday morning. I had just showered and toweled myself off. I walked into my bedroom and was about to get dressed when I discovered that I had a text message from Darya on my phone. It said simply, "Meet me in Nari's apartment. I will tell you about test # 9."
Darya had promised that I could be her boyfriend if I passed twelve difficult tests of her design. So far, I'd passed eight of them. I was getting exceedingly close to my goal. My heart pounded in my chest as I wondered what test number nine might be. Some of Darya's tests were extremely difficult.
I got dressed quickly, ran a comb through my damp hair and made my way to Nari's apartment. Nari and I both lived in the same apartment building. We even lived on the same floor. Walking from my apartment to his didn't take long at all.
Nari had given me a spare key to his apartment, urging me to drop by any time I felt like it. I let myself in and saw Darya and Nari sitting on Nari's couch, waiting for me. The two of them had apparently been engaged in conversation before I entered, and they paused when I entered the apartment.
"Scott," Darya exclaimed, "I did not expect you to come so soon."
"Phrasing," Nari called out, and then Darya gave him a look of confusion.
"Phrasing," Nari elaborated, "From that TV show, Archer. They say that all the time when somebody says something that they thought sounded innocent, but the way they phrased it there was some sort of unintended sexual innuendo."
Darya seemed to consider this for a few seconds and then asked, "Is this supposed to be funny?"
"It is funny," Nari explained, "It's hilarious."
Darya seemed skeptical. I adore her. She's quite possibly the most beautiful woman on the planet. She's sex on legs. However, she doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor.
"At any rate," Darya said turning her attention back to me, "Scott, have you ever considered a career in gay porn?"
"What? No!" I replied, "I have a contract with a professional ballet company. Why would I want to give that up to work in the porn industry?"
Darya considered me with her signature brand of cool aloofness and said, "You have the perfect body for gay porn. You could easily make a great deal of money. Also, professional ballet dancers are at constant risk of their career being ended by injury. I have seen many dancers suffer torn muscles, ruptured ligaments and tendons. Sometimes these injuries make it impossible to continue dancing. It is always good for a dancer to have a backup plan."
"And you think that gay porn should be my backup plan?" I asked incredulously.
"It is a very practical plan," Darya insisted, "And test number nine has to do with gay porn, so I thought I would broach the subject with you."
"Oh, God," I said, "What sort of test is test number nine?"
Darya gave me another imperious look and said, "Some of the people in the audience at the clothing auction work for Adonis Video. Have you ever heard of this place?"
"No," I admitted.
"Adonis video is a company that sells gay erotica. They have very large budget and many, many customers. And after seeing you naked at the clothing auction, there are some people there who would very much like to hire you."
"Hire me to perform in gay porn? Seriously?"
"All it would take is one phone call and I could schedule a time and place for your first video to be filmed. It is much less demanding work that dancing ballet, and you would be paid very well."
"Don't you think it would be demeaning?" I asked, "A straight guy doing gay porn?"
"This is your ninth test," Darya explained, "If you do not do this video, you fail the test, and I will never be your girlfriend. Also, Nari has already agreed to help. If you agree to be in the video, Nari will perform in the video with you. You and he have had sex before, so at least you will not be having sex with a stranger."
Nari smiled at me boyishly and said, "I wanted to do what I could to make things easier for you."
It was impossible to be angry with Nari. He was a flirtatious pretty-boy who openly lusted after my body; however, he was also playful, entertaining, compassionate and a good friend. And truth be told, it would be less awkward having sex with him as opposed to having sex with a total stranger.
"Okay, I agree to your terms," I said resignedly, "Make your phone call."
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Darya made a call and talked to somebody over at Adonis Video. After she got off the phone, she told me that she had arranged a time and date. She also gave me the address where I should go.
"They make videos there," Darya explained, "It is all very professional. There will be cameraman, lighting assistant, director, hair stylist and makeup artist."
"What?" I blurted out, "Makeup? Are they going to make me look like a woman?"
"Nothing like that," Nari said, attempting to put my fears to rest, "When they're filming porn, the bright lights and camera wash out your natural skin tone, so you need makeup to bring your skin back to life and keep you from looking all pale and ghostly."