I was nineteen; it was summer. I met him on this crazy Saturday night. My friends were dragging me out to a fight in some abandoned bowling alley out by the pier. That should've been crazy enough but something started to change that night.
It was Dave and Pete's idea. We'd been buddies since we were little kids. They were really into boxing, like I'm-gonna-beat-the-shit-out-of-you boxing, and knew all about secret fights where dudes seriously fucked each other up. They wanted to get really big and be fighters. I thought that was really cool but I was five foot seven, one-twenty five wet. I could hold my own but you'd never see me get into a ring on purpose. But Dave and Pete, man, they were real into getting big.
We pulled up to the pier. The tires were grinding in the gravel and I was freaked out for a second that my car would get fucked up. It wasn't exactly my car. I got out in a hurry and checked the damage. This dude, Dingo, was fucking with me because I was being real fussy about the car. Then Dave and Pete started headed somewhere like they knew where they were going. So I followed them because I didn't.
On the front of a rotting cement hulk of a building, a broken neon bowling alley sign hung like it was gonna fall and crack you on the head. A bunch of shadowy guys were smoking butts out by the trees. The moon was kind of full and you could get a glimpse of a dude's face every now and then. They had that look guys get when everything is fucking perfect for just a second and you wanna feel it all as fast as you can.
Dave and Pete lit up a jay and Dingo went scouting around. We proceeded to get massively high. They were talking on and on about the different guys who were gonna be there and getting super technical about moves and stats and trades or whatever. They started arguing about something stupid, and I was glad when Dingo came back, pumped like he'd found out something crazy but he wasn't talking. He kind of came up real close to me and smiled. Then we went in.
You had to go through a bunch of double doors and steps and then you came down into a large open room. All the stripped-down alleys had stripes that ran into the darkness and disappeared. Someone had hung up some flood lights in the middle of the room. It was like one of those noir movies that my dad would make us watch, a giant pool of light and a raggedy circle taped on the ground, the air thick with smoke. Tough guys in sweats and wife beaters, pink ladies in jean jackets, and a bunch of old guys counting money.
Some big bald dude came up to us, flashing five with his baseball mitt hand. We paid up and went into the crowd. A couple of muscle bros were mauling on each other. We scanned the crowd, looking for the dudes who were gonna fight, trying to pick out the winners, moving through the crowd to get closer to the ring.
A mass of sweaty guys came like a flood between me and my buds. They were screaming something between a cheer and a war cry. My friends ended up on the other side of them but I didn't bother to go find them. I started wandering around. And that was when I saw this head floating above the crowd.
Buzz-cut brown hair, fucking ice cold blue eyes, sneering mouth. For a moment, those eyes were looking right at me. I was totally exposed and I didn't mind. I tried to move closer.
The fights were about to start and the antsy crowd knew it, tightening up and loosening at the smallest suggestion that something was gonna happen.
Dude was so tall. He had to be at least six foot six. No matter what the crowd did, I couldn't lose him, because there he was.
The crowd spread open and I could see all of him. Super tight blue tank top, defining each slash and curve of muscle bulging through the cotton, tightening to a narrow waist, shiny white trunks with a black band. His thighs were like telephone poles. You could see them sending signals with each move he made, as he shifted from one foot to the other. He was tight. Fuck, he was hot.
The creases around his bulge would change with each move and it became real clear that he was packing. His dick was fucking big. Can't-stop-looking-at-it big. He was a giant.
He caught my eye again for a second. I mean of course he did, I was staring right at him. I usually handle it a lot cooler but this guy was like a cartoon fighter, like something super exaggerated. I kept looking away then back at him.
He kept looking at me as I got closer and closer to him. When I bumped into him, he grabbed my hand and looked me in the eye.
He said, "Dude. Grab my big penis for luck."
Then he put my hand right over his bulge and smiled at me. The crowd was so thick that it didn't look odd how close we were. He took his hand away but I kept mine right where it was.
"Squeeze it, bro."
I looked at him and stretched my hand as wide as I could and squeezed his big penis. I felt his giant floppy dong start to harden in my hand.
"I'm gonna kick some ass tonight," he said, "and I want you to watch me do it. I wanna look out in the crowd and see you watching me, bro. And when I win them all, I want you to find me and grab my big penis again."
He walked backwards away from me so I could see his massive semi bulging out of his shorts, giving me that sneering smile. Then he turned around and walked into the crowd. I felt someone grab me from behind. I elbowed them hard.
"Fuck! Man! It's me!"
I turned around and it was Dingo, doubled over.
"Aww fuck man, sorry. You scared me."
I reached out to help him up but he pushed my hand away, laughing.
"Dude's tougher than he looks," he said to me, smiling. "Where've you been at? I was gonna tell you what happened before."
A loud fucking bell rang.
The first fights started and I worked my way ringside so I could watch Him. There he was, walking in to the ring. He'd changed into even tighter shorts and his raging boner was bulging out. Just this huge thing pulsing in his shorts for everyone to see. The guy he was fighting was freaked out. I couldn't stop laughing. Dave and Pete showed up and they thought the whole thing was weird, but Dingo thought it was kinda funny.
He fought three matches and they were all the same. He'd walk into the ring with his fat erection, waving it around, and that would freak out his opponent. When he'd see their face, he'd get this big dumb smile and scan the crowd. I was right up front and his eyes always landed on me and he'd squeeze his balls at me.
"Do you know that guy?" Dingo asked me. I shook my head but smiled. I'm a terrible liar.
A flash of movement brought me back to the fight. The fighter moved his whole body like it was one giant muscle, like he became a huge fighting boner that fucking pounded the other dude into a bloody pile of fighter meat.
After all the matches were over, I was feeling kind of shaky. This guy was intense. I decided to go home and maybe run into this dude again another time, maybe in the daylight? On a crowded street? I don't know why I was freaked out, but I was.
Halfway out of there, I'm with my friends when I heard, "Where you going?"
I looked over and there he was, sweaty, fucked-up looking, veins bulging, and still sporting a massive bone in his shorts.
"Come over here."
Dave and Pete were already out the door but Dingo looked at me. I shrugged and waved him off. It was useless to avoid it. I'd made a deal and if I didn't want to be some asshole like everybody else, I had to hold my end of it. I walked over to the fighter.
"Put your hand on my boner right now."
Paralyzed, I stood there like an idiot. Dingo stood there, looking at me funny. Then he finally left and walked outside. For all that it mattered, we were alone.
"Do it, bro."
I walked up to him. I reached out my hand and grabbed it. I don't know why I expected it to be like pulling the sword from the stone. But nothing happened. No one noticed.
"Feel my boner, bro."
I started to go up, all the way up, then back down on it, moving my hand slowly along the shiny fabric, feeling the heat from him. It had to be at least ten inches long. And so fucking thick, fucking obese, thick as my wrist, easy. I had never believed that a penis could really be this big. But on him, this giant fighter dude, it all made sense. Like of course this guy had a cock like a baseball bat.
"Don't take your hand off it."
He started walking toward me, making me walk backwards so I could keep a hand on his crotch. He maneuvered us like that, backing me into one of the side rooms, some old dusty office, and shut the door.
Alone in the dark room with only the flood light from the match bending itself through a filthy window, the fighter stared at me as I went up and down on his big fat penis.
He looked at me and nodded, like it was obvious what to do next. And I guess it was because I got on my knees in front of him and he looked down at me, smiling.
"Kiss the head."