Editor's note: this story contains scenes of non-consensual or reluctant sex.
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My wife of six years is adorable, charming, smart, and hard working. Unfortunately, she's boring in bed. And this story isn't about her.
Sometimes, I think back to an earlier time. A time when I knew a girl who was everything but.
I met her at a party. I only knew a few people there so I was forced to mingle with new groups.
I was leaning over the cooler pulling a beer from the ice. To my left I heard a young guy asking people what they did for a living. On the right I caught part of the risque conversation of three girls. One of them was saying that she would only date bi guys.
I bet you know what I did next. I grabbed three extra beers, took a step toward the girls, and asked who needed a refill.
One girl, the only one who wasn't sexy, took me up on my offer. I handed her the bottle, set two more on the coffee table, and with a gestured request to join them, sat down.
The fat girl thanked me and I said it was no problem. OK, maybe I'm being too hard on her. She, Debbie, was perhaps fifty pounds overweight and still had some cuteness. And she was pretty nice too. Turning to the others I said I couldn't help overhearing and wanted to know more.
One of the girls Elena, had long brunette hair with dark blue highlights, her boobs were just big enough for titty fucking, seemed to have boyishly slim hips, dressed sexy, and wore an enchanting smile.
The other was a natural blond with loose curls heading halfway to her perfectly curvy ass, smallish though inviting tits in a super low cut cami, amazing blue eyes, and full lips that needed to be fucked.
It would have been hard to say which of the two were more attractive. They were both solid eights but had differing best attributes. Either would be worth dating assuming they had an attractive personality too.
There was an awkward silence as none of the girls wanted to own up to what they had been discussing. I broke the ice, "So who only dates bi guys?"
Pointing to the brunette, and laughing, Debbie, indicated that it was Elena.
Since she was one of the hot ones I jumped in grinning with my winningest smile, "So why is that?"
She asked me why I wanted to know and who I was. I told her my name - Steve - and talked about where I lived, my job, and that I liked her hair. But she didn't answer my question.
Next I took a chance, now I have never been bi, had a gay thought, or even seen another guys' hard on, but I added, "I've been bi for three years now."
The blonde, Poppy, leaned forward conspiratorial and asked me to tell her more. She also asked me if I didn't mean "all my life".
I needed to think fast and come up with a believable philosophy to explain the position I held on bisexuality as a "bi" man for the last three years. But I'm pretty good at thinking on the fly.
I started talking about labels being a sneaky kind of name calling. I made fun of invented labels like stragay and gaight. Next I segwayed into sex is a continuum. Then I wrapped it up with a story to add believable detail.
I started talking in real low tones. We held our heads next to each other, presumably so no one else could hear the sordid details, but really just so I could be close and flrt.
I told them that my first time bi, I was driving with a friend on a late night road trip. I was the driver but he had his phone out and was playing porn when the site automatically cued up a mfm video.
My buddy asked if I'd ever had a brojob. I didn't know what that was but he said it's when two horny straight dudes exchange blojobs cause it's better to get one even at a cost than to have none at all.
I lied to the girls and told them that my friend tried to be as persuasive as he could to make the whole idea palatable, but he didn't know that I was already on board. I ended the story vaguely on purpose, then winked.
Turning to Elena I invited her to finish her earlier comment. She said she was tired of dating straight guys because they always thought the fun stuff was gross. She needed a guy who was more adventurous and daring.
So now I knew what she wanted. I just needed to convince her I was that guy. Impulsively I blurted out that adventures were fun and dare was my middle name.
I think she took that as a challenge. I didn't expect that. I thought we would get to know each other more. She had a directness that I'd never seen in a girl before. It really appealed to me.
She asked me who in the room I found attractive. I wanted to say that I found two of them to be smokin' hot but didn't want them to see me make Debbie feel bad.
Instead, looking around the room, I pointed out a mousy haired but athletic girl on the far side of the room and said I thought she really looked really confident and assertive. In reality I thought she looked like I could grab her sweet buns while doing it doggy style, but I had to consider my audience.
I pointed out another girl, surrounded by an entourage of admirers, who seemed charismatic and said I was attracted to her charisma - which was true. Knowing I had to pick a guy now to support my story, I looked around some more.