This story tells of how a straight 21 year old me ended up naked, on all fours with my butt hole wrapped around the veiny shaft of a straight and married co-worker, 30 years my senior, on the marital bed in his house.
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My name is Allen, after leaving school I was a little directionless, just bumming around with friends for a year or two before getting myself a job at a small car valeting place. I only went there because my parents, and also the unemployment centre was putting pressure on me to find something...anything.
I tried my best, I was a good worker, but the other guys there were quite unprofessional, smoking weed on the job and even taking customer cars for rides around the block. I'm not this type of guy and so didn't really fit in which lead me to end up leaving.
Following a couple of short stints in other dead end jobs I ended up working in a large DIY store. This felt more like a proper job, with a uniform and everything. I had a driving licence and my own car by then as well. At last it all felt like my life was on the right track.
It didn't take me long to settle in to this new job, to find my feet and get to know everyone. Most there were older than me but I fitted in quite well. One of the staff there did warn me though that I would need to be very thick skinned as there is a bit of a "banter culture" in the place that I would need to get used to if I was going to survive.
There was one particular guy there, a supervisor called Glen; at 51 years young he was one of those life-and-soul-of-the-party types, a laugh-a-minute type of guy who didn't take himself or his job too seriously as many supervisors do, and was always engaging in banter, often quite rude banter of a sexual nature.
He had a "long suffering" wife, Paula, of 25 years, I say long suffering because that's how many of the female staff, who know her well socially, would affectionally describe her situation with Glen, they think she must be a saint for putting up with Glen and his silliness for so long.
"You're very smooth and skinny you aren't you?" Glen said to me one Monday morning as I arrived for work about two weeks into the job.
"What do you mean?" I replied.
"We saw you yesterday at the swimming baths."
I was indeed at the swimming baths on my day off the previous day.
"Oh, I didn't see you there."
"Yeah, Paula said she'd love a figure like yours!"
Here we go, I'm finally getting the banter now, I thought to myself.
"I closed my eyes and thought about you when I was shagging Paula last night!" quipped Glen, causing an eruption of laughter amongst some of those in earshot of it in the staff break room.
"Take no notice of him." said one of the older female members of staff to me.
This was my first experience of the "banter culture" I was warned about, but it was all good.
At work going forward my hairless and apparently "womanly" body would be a bit of a friendly running joke amongst some and a recurring theme of banter from Glen, mainly in front of others but sometimes when Glen and I were alone, I couldn't even eat a banana at lunch time without sexually suggestive remarks from him, but I took it all in good humour.
One particular day I found myself working alone with Glen down an aisle; we were stocking some merchandise while engaging in small talk as you do.
I don't remember how or why but Glen was talking about he and his wife, Paula's sex life, just his usual banter I suppose, but then...
"I close my eyes and think about you and she gets the hardest banging she's ever had!"
"That joke is getting a bit old now, Glen!" I replied with a sigh.
"I'm not joking though!"
In my naivety I still thought of this as innocent banter, dismissing it and laughing it off.
As the days, weeks and months went by, Glen's conversations with me would nearly always be of a sexual nature and the "jokey banter" of a gay sexual nature, with him insinuating that I would be a "natural bottom" or "girly boy."
I can see why he would think that, I'm not effeminate or anything like that but I'm far from being an alpha type, and there is also my slim hairless body, which he has seen, and keeps mentioning...a lot!
One evening he gave me a lift home in his car because mine was in the garage having some work done to it.
The news on the radio mentioned something about prisons. With a grin on his face glen turned his head to me:
"You'd be someone's bitch in prison!"
"Is that so?...would I really?!" I replied, rolling my eyes. I was finding out that even outside of work he doesn't let off.
"Don't roll your eyes, you know you would...a sexy little thing like you!"
I shook my head smiling and just looked out of the window and didn't respond to him.
There was a short period of silence before he asked me:
"Don't you get mad when I tease you about being girly and gay what have you??"
"I know you're only joking, I've learned to live with it by now." I said.
"Lots of lads would have knocked my block off by now!"
I didn't have a response to that, I just continued to look out of the window.
"In all seriousness now, I know you're not gay, but if it came down to having gay sex do you see yourself as a bottom or a top?" Glen asked.
"Well, erm, I think.."
"Because I don't see you as a top at all!" Glen added, interrupting my response.
I was a bit reluctant to give him my honest answer to this because the last thing I wanted to do is give him more banter ammunition at work, and the idea of me being a dominant top wouldn't have been credible to him... so I just told him:
"It's not something I've ever thought about before..." - which was a complete lie, "...but realistically, Glen, knowing me I'd be a bottom if I'm honest."
I awaited his laughter and mockery...but it didn't come. I think he respected my honesty. "Hmmm, ok." he said after a few moments thought.
We had reached my house by this point. He pulled over, I thanked him for the lift, got out and he drove away.
The next day just happened to be my day off and I spent the whole day slightly regretting what I'd admitted to him during that ride home, I was dreading being mocked when I returned to work.