The phone's catcall squirmed its way under the covers. The ringing passed over the hills and valleys of Aurelio's fluffy black comforter and worn green sheets. The sound found the soft corners of his skull and nestled in there, curled around itself like a small dog and settled down for the wait.
The phone was so fucking loud, and it hurt like a son of a whore.
Aurelio groaned and floundered his way up through the covers and to his phone, left charging on his bedside table.
"Aurelito!" Over the phone, Max's voice sounded even more tinny than usual. "Buenos dĂas, princesa!"
Aurelio struggled around in his bed, then finally emerged as if rising up from his grave. He struggled to find words to express the anger he felt thrumming in every bone, on topics ranging from his hangover to Max calling him a princess. He came up with a groan.
"Fuuuuuck."
"The caf's closing in thirty minutes," Max said. "Get your ass down here, ahora."
"Your awful Spanish..." Aurelio moaned. "'S making my headache worse..."
"Your vodka-redbulls last night," Max countered far too cheerfully. "They're making your headache much worse. Now drink some aguaâ"
"Agua," Aurelio corrected his accent.
"Ah-goo-ahhhhhh?"
"Shuddup."
"Drink it, deal with my still-in-Spanish-102 accent, and get down here before you miss out on a free meal."
"Th'food sucks anyways," Aurelio said. He thought he sounded remarkably cogent and reasonable, for all that he was still hiding under the covers and keeping his eyes screwed shut. "We should jus' go out."
"Do what you want," said Max. "I'm not going with you this time."
"You really won't come, evenâ"
"Not happening," said Max. "Not again. I have shit to do. Reading. Studying. Problem sets. You might have them yourself."
"Hmph," Aurelio grumbled. "We could go to that place with the blueberry pancakes..."
"I'm not doing it this time!" said Max. "You'll go alone! I don't care ifâ"
Max kept rambling as Aurelio held the phone away from his ear, glared at it, and punched the end call button. He flicked the phone to silent, turned off vibrate, and threw it back on his table. Just five more minutes.
"It is no matter," said a voice from the floor. "I shall escort you to any mid-afternoon breakfast of your choosing."
Aurelio froze for a second, giving himself a chance to process this new information. His brain, a loose sack of pain stuffed unceremoniously into his too-tight skull, was still pounding. His bones felt hollow, and his mouth tasted bitter. He wanted a solid hunk of Exedrin HangoverTM. He wanted to add pillows to pad his joints, block out the invasive sun that stabbed through his blinds, and put the rest of the world on hold in a separate universe for a few hours until he was ready to face it.
But he couldn't, because there was a guy in his room that he didn't actually remember meeting, let alone taking home.
Aurelio kicked the covers off, and in the process noticed his pajama pants. He plucked at the pants, soft and black and smelling of coriander and cedar and just a hint of something that Aurelio barely remembered from his childhood. The first house he had lived in, before his parents divorced, had a mess of this plant growing wild next to the back door.
Romero, his mama had called it. Rosemary.
Aurelio loved these new pajama pants, but he did not own anything that smelled like rosemary anymore.
"'s this yours?" he asked of the floor.
"All that is mine is yours," said the voice without a hint of irony. "You need not be concerned."
"Uh...thanks," said Aurelio. "But, uh..."
The voice on the floor hadn't revealed itself. His voiceâwell, it sounded like a him, all low and a bit gravelly like a Strokes songâwas all that Aurelio knew. He hoped that seeing this guy would jog his memory.
Aurelio sat up in bed and let the waves in his head and the grey clouds in his vision slosh and then stabilize. He remembered hanging out with a group of girls, getting dressed down for the party with a Coke (unspiked) in his hand. Then stopping by the power hour for maybe 20 minutesâthat's 20 shots of beer, 1.5 ounces each, 30 ounces total, so less than 2 real actual drinks. Then Max dragged him away for a game of king's cup with his CS friends, and maybe that was the problem, because he still had some Coke but now it was with rum. Lots of rum, apparently. And didn't Max say something about vodka redbull? And judging from the lingering taste of lime and salt on his lips, tequila had been involved. Probably not even the good stuff.
The party had been on the top floor of Maddox dorm, and Aurelio remembered that there had been a line for the elevator. So...so he took the stairs, and someone barfed on his shoes at some point, andâoh! He danced with Marco, which was great, but then Marco got carted off by his over-protective cockblocking roommate and Aurelio was still dancing. Aurelio was still dancing and Max must have left with Jen because they'd been together for a while, long enough to leave the parties early, and Aurelio was still dancing, running his hands over his chest and laughing to the ceiling. And Aurelio was still dancing and that's the last thing he could remember.
Aurelio could feel the memories floating just out of his reach. The more he tried to catch them, the farther away the memories seemed, until Aurelio wondered if he had only dreamed the last night.
But there was the guy lying on his floor. Aurelio crept forward on his bed. He swung his feet to the cold wood and sat, looking at the guy on the floor.
The stranger lay back across Aurelio's floor, with his spare pillow tucked behind his head. He held up in his soft hands a copy of Never Let Me Go, which Aurelio had been meaning to read for a long time now. His smooth sun-kissed blonde hair fell in waves across the pillow and his hand. His arms, tucked behind his head and holding up the book, were fit but not bulky. His smile was sweet and sensuous, his eyes dark and smoldering, his nose aristocratic, his clothes perfectly mussed. He was gorgeous, unreal, like something out of a gay man's fever dream sent into Aurelio's bedroom.
He was so not Aurelio's type.
Aurelio was still perched on the edge of his bed, shirtless, sans underwear, with his new pants hanging low on his legs. Nervously he ran his hand through his hair, and his fingers came back dusted with glitter.
Aurelio had a flash of memory from the night before. He was standing in the bathroom, amongst a crush of people gathered around the keg that was balanced precariously on the toilet. He was pressed up against the counter and took the opportunity to check himself out in the mirror. The chick next to him, who was shaking the sparkles out of her chemically straightened hair, leaned over and spoke. Her voice was far too loud and her lips moved around Aurelio's ear like a kiss. A sloppy, drunk, awful kiss.
The girl had said, "Glitterâit's the herpes of craft supplies."
Now, sitting in his bed facing his apparent Prince Charming, Aurelio chuckled lightly. The boy smiled back at him, and his teeth reflected so much light that Aurelio winced. Aurelio snatched his phone and rolled over while he texted Max.
"stranger in room. dont remember last nite. please advise."
Aurelio's arm was glitterified now, as was his worn pillowcase.