When the Neptune sex club gives me free medical checkup, I end up sucking off the doctor and then get fucked by his hunky six-foot-three male nurse.
I was at the Neptune in the middle of the day because I had an appointment for a thorough physical. I had now been accepted into full membership, and every member had to have regular checkups. The club actually had a full time physician. Everybody called him Dr Joe because of his youthful looks and his resemblance to the character with that name on the TV police drama
Major Crimes.
I loved
Major Crimes
and was so sad when that show ended.
Dr Joe had on the usual white smock, but under it I could see he was wearing sneakers. He was cute as hell and, although short, had really nice arms. Unlike many of the Neptune collection of hunks, twinks, studs, and sexpots, he was clean shaven.
Dr Joe said, "Has anybody talked to you about diet and workout supplements yet? We will figure out from blood analysis what vitamins and other supplements might benefit you.
"Sometimes, when you arrive, you will find a glass of fresh pineapple juice or some other beverage waiting for you in the lobby dispensary. This will have been especially formulated to give you exactly what you need and boost your energy. It will also sometimes contain a specially formulated drug cocktail.
"As you come to trust us (I already did), you will drink down—or perhaps eat—whatever we give you without question. There is more than a little bit of resemblance to
Alice in Wonderland
in our happy club.
"You may have noticed that there is a lot of recreational drug use in the Neptune. We make sure this is always safe and it is one of the reasons we need to keep track of your physical state.
"These drugs are always a source of delight and adventure! Now and then getting you stoned is only one of the things that we might do to you.
"Sometimes, but not always, you will be told about what you are getting. Sometimes the dispensary station will instruct you to do other things—for example, drink several glasses of water. There is always a good reason for such instructions."
He continued, "The Neptune is an inventor, manufacturer, purveyor, and big time consumer of a huge variety of recreational drugs. Some of these drugs have risk factors—even marijuana has risk factors—but in no case would we let you take a dangerous drug like heroin. We especially loathe cocaine and you would immediately be kicked out of the club if we find that you are using it. Same goes for methamphetamines.
"That is not to say that every drug we provide is entirely legal. But that is no problem, because the club has a whole lot of money and can pay off anybody that would ever hassle us or any of our members.
"Indeed, some of our wealth comes from these very drugs, which we sell around the world. But most of our income, as Walt must have explained, comes from our very successful porn business.
"We are constantly developing new and delightful pharmaceutical delights. A lot of them affect sexual desire in various interesting ways. Some of them just make you happy or energetic or loosen you up in such a way as to handle, let us just say, large packages.
"I understand that you already had a taste of Neptune's dick. You may have noticed that the potion you took that night had at least two separate effects. Not only did it make you obsessively crave dick, it also loosened up your throat muscles so that you could get those dicks all the way down that decidedly hungry throat. But from what I hear, you do not really need much encouragement to take really big cocks down your throat."
At this point Dr Joe casually removed his smock. His faded levis could have been painted on they were so tight.
Or maybe it was just that his thighs and calves were so muscular that no pair of levis could quite contain that sexy little body. I could not take my eyes off his fly. He had a wonderful package. I think I must have licked my lips.
Dr Joe smiled and said, "You
are
a big cocksucker, aren't you?"
"Yeah," I mumbled. My eyes were riveted on his crotch and I was getting a hard-on.
"It is obvious that you are wanting to go down on me right now. In fact, I suspect that any hunky stud that wants you to suck his cock can get you down on your knees in a magic moment."
At this point he was grasping his bulging dick through the levis. He suddenly had a popper in his hand and snapped it under my nose.