The knock came again, louder this time—three sharp raps. Here I stood, dried come matting the hair on my chest and stomach, and a visitor at the door. I thought at first to ignore the interruption; probably a peddler or Jehovah's Witness—at 7:45 a.m.? But an instinct crept upon me, something inside telling me that this was no intrusion. I made my way silently to the front door, unlatched the dead bolt and opened the door a mere crack. To my amazement, there stood my neighbor in tee shirt and sweats, bleached hair tousled from sleep, a press-pot of coffee in one hand.
Thoughts shot through my mind. Nothing like this had ever happened to me! I'd just masturbated to a fountain orgasm in front of a complete stranger, and here he was standing on my porch! So much for the anonymous if invisible barrier of our shared street. Lost in my emotions, I literally had to blink to regain my vision as his voice brought me back to consciousness.
"Well, are you going to open up?"
I took a deep breath and opened the front door wide. His face beamed with an easy, lopsided grin.
"Uh, hi," I managed.
"Hi yourself. That was some show."
"Thanks." I could feel my face reddening.
"I've been watching you every morning since I moved in, wondering what else you were doing behind the blinds except having a smoke. My suspicions are confirmed."
All I could do is smile and shake my head.
"What's with the coffee?" "I figured your cup must have gotten cold by now. That is," he added, "if you don't mind me coming in."
We sat at my kitchen table—Scott and I—grinning over steaming mugs and at first attempting a bit more common nice-to-meet-you conversation. But the topic at hand—so to speak—came back quickly.
"You don't strike me as a guy who jacks off in his window all the time." "Ah, no."