Years ago, when I was in high school, I had been having a smoke in the pump house behind the swimming pool. It was a very secluded place and I had hardly ever encountered anyone there yet suddenly the door opened. In a panic I threw my cigarette down on the rough concrete floor, crushed it out and prepared to run but an arm grabbed hold of me and held tight. It was Gerard, who was the deputy head prefect. My heart was pounding in my ears as I waited for the mouthful I was certain I was going to get. Instead he spoke softly and gently, which was very unlike him.
'Hey, don't panic.' he said. 'I've only come to have a smoke too. Would you like one of mine?'
I wondered if this was some sort of silly trap, did he need to actually catch me exhaling to punish me?
'I'm not supposed to smoke.' I replied.
'Neither am I.' he chuckled. 'Go on, have one.'
Nervously I accepted the cigarette. I stuck a match and held it out to him. He leaned in close to the flame and cupped his hands around mine. A bolt of electricity shot through me. His hands felt warm, soft and slightly moist. He was just the biggest rugby jock in the whole school and I did not expect his hands to feel like that. I was shaking from the excitement of his touch and the absurdity of little old me having an illicit smoke with the deputy head boy in the pump house. 'Relax.' he commanded as he gave me a warm smile.
Relax! How could I when he was standing so close to me. I had idly fantasised about him so many times. In a school where there were so many sports heroes he was one of the best known. But the only thing we had in common was that, at close to nineteen, we were the two oldest boys in the upper sixth form. He, because he was so thick, and I because I had missed a year of school after a car accident. In my nervousness I smoked too fast and inhaled too deeply. My head felt giddy. And then he lazily unzipped his flies and pulled out an impossibly thick, incredibly short, uncircumcised cock. He lets loose a heavy stream of yellow piss into the corner of the rough cement walls. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock; it was unlike anything I had ever seen before. He noticed my staring and did not seem to mind. Instead he fished his balls out of his underpants and let them sway free. They were incredibly large, almost the size of goose eggs with a few stray hairs on the wrinkly pink skin. As I watched he peeled his foreskin back revealing a shiny red knob.