With any luck, the next time I get some cock I will be moaning, "OMG Bradley, that feels so good. Fuck me Bradley and cum in my ass. Fuck yes, your cock feels so good inside me." or something like this. I am going to squash the beef I have with my best friend Karen's son Bradley. I have had this beef because he broke my TV and he was fucking my girl without my permission when I was in the hospital. The TV cost me almost 2k.
So this is my plan selfish, evil plan so far. Bradley is a full blown meth addict that likes to steal so this plan does come with some risk.
It's pretty simple, the more times he comes over the more times he has a chance to steal from me.
He is not a bad looking guy and the few times I have seen him recently he has been very respectful and offers to do nice things for me like mow my overgrown lawn.
My horny side, who is always in charge, tells me to give him a chance because opportunities' for getting my ass pounded come around so rarely.
Step one-put plan in motion
Next time I see Karen Im going to tell her that I want to meet Bradley and bury the hatchet.
She will be very happy about that because she really wants me and him to be friends. I'm also going to tell Karen that I want to get some meth in a couple days and then invite him over to party with me, just him alone and not his girlfriend.
I want to work things out with him and dont need any distractions, that's why she's not invited. (of course that's not the real reason she's not invited, I certainly won't get laid if she's there)
Having some meth will get us talking. Then I can find out if we have anything in common. And then we can see what happens after that.
He might decide that Im a total asshole (because I am) and not want to be friends. you never know.
Step 2- get the message to my target.
I will ask karen to relay my message to him and let me know what he says.
Now because I'm pretty a pretty smart dude, I already know for a fact that he will not turn down a chance to party with free dope.